Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, "Get up, Santa was here!" I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I took my new laptop into my house from my car, thinking it would be a too much of a target for kids grabbing it. I came home tonight to find my door kicked in, my laptop gone and my TV ripped from the wall. FML
Today, I woke up to a loud bang. Thinking someone had broken in, I grabbed my hunting knife and ran downstairs, only to find my TV on the floor, completely destroyed, and my cat casually sitting next to it without a care in the world. FML
Today, I was taking a nap while my mom was at work. I woke up when she came home and didn't think anything of it so I went back to sleep. When I woke up again, I went downstairs and our 52" plasma screen TV, my xbox 360, and $1500 computer were all stolen. I'm guessing that wasn't my mom. FML
Today, I woke up to my Playstation 3 and my laptop missing and window open. My dad faked a robbery to see me freak out. FML
Today, I came home to find that my house had been broken into. The items stolen were my PS3, cell phone, laptop, tablets, and for some reason my deodorant and pillowcases as well. FML
Today, after spending hours wrapping the presents for Christmas, I came back into the room to find that my dog had lost his toy, knocked over all the presents, and was frantically ripping at everything to find it. FML
Today, it seemed like a great day. Right up until the point to where I accidentally damaged a friend's MacBook Pro. Not only do I have to pay for it, but the only way I'll be able to afford it is by returning every single Christmas gift I get. FML
Today, my house was broken into. The burglar didn't steal my brand new laptop, iPad or TV. They instead made off with every single item of clothing I own. When I went to turn on my TV to try and distract myself from this, I found all of the cables in back missing. The police don't believe me. FML
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DahkLohd 4
So you were naughty, not nice? FYL
Fortuitous 0
Someone was a bad, bad mother this year. :)
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Comments (142)
DakotaCat 4
Maybe he thought they were milk & cookies?
zp5 4
Did you leave him some cookies and milk?
PiMpMySaLaD 0
they should check there house to see if there gone
WizzyDude123 4
LMAO Next Friday shit right there.
Filitov 0
And now you know how Santa's elves REALLY get all of the presents in time.
DocBastard 40
"All cars, all cars, be on the lookout for a white, obese male, 5 feet 8, white beard, red suit, driving a sleigh. Known accomplices include a group of midgets wearing green suits and funny shoes. May have fierce reindeer as bodyguards. Considered armed and extremely dangerous. Be good, for goodness sake."
so_unlucky89765 4
Haha thanks for makin me laugh!! :D
MuchDance90s 0
that's such "dad" humour love it
anahlicious 10
lmao
RX_Paul 0
Your kids are very brand specific when it comes to Apple products.
FYLDeep 26
Somebody probably saw you with that MacBook Air and figured that you must have plenty of money to spend on useless items, thus making you a good candidate to steal from.
FYLDeep 26
Candidate*
FailVader 0
^
meliannoo 5
Sorry but, Santa turns into Anti-Santa if you don't leave milk and cookies. Better get the good cookies and milk next time. JK seriously though, this must have been awful, just be glad your kids are safe.
Xavi89 0
sounds like you need Craig and day day to run santa ass down.
Ninjafriends 1
I'm sorry if this seems rude, but you've really missed the obvious. As Santa is not real, he couldn't be the culprit. However, your children were in your house while this whole incident occurred. Anyone could see right through their childish alibi. They've sold your things for drug money.
Bawxy 0
*slow collective applause*