Today, I woke up really early to get ready for an interview. I guess it was too early because my mom thought someone broke into our house and now I have two bruised ribs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up early for a job interview. I got lost and arrived an hour late, only to find out it was the wrong day. FML
Today, after going to bed at a decent time last night so I could get up early, I overslept. Not only that, I thought today was the day of my job interview, so I rushed to get ready and go. As I parked in the parking lot, I realized today was the day before said interview. FML
Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's because I could feel something solid in my breasts, and I wanted to get it checked, just to be safe. Turns out it was my ribs. Oops. FML
Today, I coughed so hard that I fractured two ribs. FML
Today, I woke up at 2:30 AM. Thinking I was going to be late for my 3:30 AM flight, I rushed into the bathroom to shower. As I came out of the shower, I slipped and broke my arm. I then realized my flight is tomorrow. FML
Today, I woke up unusually early for an appointment and got ready real quick. Only after passing the front door did I realize I had forgotten my sleeping baby inside. FML
Today, I woke up with a black eye. Why? My husband was having a dream where he was fighting somebody and wound up punching me in the face in his sleep. I had a very important job interview this morning. FML
Today, I woke up to my mother telling me to sit up and get dressed because we had to go before it was too late. I had just woken up from surgery. She didn't want to be stuck in traffic. FML
Today, I woke up after being sick from the flu and tried to get out of bed. I forgot I was in a bunk bed and broke my ankle in the fall down. FML
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Top comments
devildog562 33
Kick ass mom . Sucks for you though.
garage_fml 18
Strong mom you got there.
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Comments (33)
devildog562 33
Kick ass mom . Sucks for you though.
PennyLane27 32
Ninja mom!
tashb 17
Ouch sounds painful. Well I hope you got the position you interviewed for!
wanted_2_want 40
You should be glad you don't have to pay for a burglar alarm!!
Diarrhea_Volcano 29
Negro Ninja
SanyoBlackthorn 9
I hope it wasn't a job interview in security
garage_fml 18
Strong mom you got there.
sayyestothedress 24
Better safe than sorry! Hope your ribs feel better OP!
mla2000 15
Shame on you OP for scaring your mom like that!
njgohard 16
At least they're not broken.
ZackFev 6
At least you know your house will be ok of someone actually invades your home? Sorry about the broken ribs OP.
weveallbeenthere 30
Good for her, bad for you. but she was protecting the house and everyone in it.
adacurtis 9
well at least you don't have to worry about your mom being able to defend herself in that type of situation. not quite sure how you can mistake your child for an intruder though. hope you have a speedy recovery!
ThatFafHippo 6
She knows how to protect her house
headofmedusa 15
At least you know she can defend herself.