Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too good, and took my temperature. I had a fever, which I told my boyfriend who was laughing hysterically when I told him. I asked him what was so funny, turns out he's been using the thermometer to take our dog's temperature sometimes. Rectally, of course. FML
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Top comments
Edo369 8
Thats pretty rude... I wouldn't have woken my girlfriend up, I would've moved instead.
freshberries22 17
Your boyfriend is better than me because in my house when my boyfriend's sick I quarantine his ass. Still I'm sorry you ended up on the floor op, that was a cruel thing for your boyfriend to do especially when you're sick. Feel better op, but before you do make sure you give your boyfriend a big sloppy kiss for kicking you on the floor.
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Comments (86)
kingsian 15
Heat rises OP, he thought you would be more comfortable a lil lower to the ground.
barefootchic 6
I think it was the boyfriend's fault all around to be honest. If he knew she was sick, he should have slept somewhere else or been prepared to. Unless they don't live together, then the girlfriend was just irresponsible.
provei 11
Why should the boyfriend have to sleep somewhere else when it's clearly his bed? Why can't the girlfriend sleep in her own bed? When I'm sick I don't generally go sleep in someone else's bed. It's really inconsiderate. Possibly more inconsiderate than pushing someone off the bed. She's uncomfortable for a few minutes; if he gets what she has he can be uncomfortable for days.
DanielleinDC 34
Because she's sick, that's why! If she was sick when they went to bed, he could have either let her sleep in his bed or found another place for her to sleep. If she got sick during the night, he could have found another place to sleep or woken her up and asked her to sleep elsewhere. Either way, pushing your sick girlfriend onto the floor is a really shitty thing to do.
OfficeNinja 5
At least you discovered he is an asshole while he is still a "boyfriend". What you do now is up to you.
WrongRomance 11
Unless he has a twin-sized bed, wouldn't there have been enough potential space between you two? Rolling you off is a bit of a childish way of fixing it. He could have moved to the couch considering YOU were sick.
rs89 20
I'm sensing that this is the same boyfriend who has shoved his girlfriend off the bed saying this is sparta after sex!
rogerdodgeroz 4
Nah this involves sickness , that was just plain funny
rogerdodgeroz 4
Yeah sick person should be quarintined but the being rolled onto the floor bits a lil harsh
BubbleGrunge 18
See, everyone keeps bitching at OP because she's laying in bed sick; did it ever occur to you that she was fine when she went to bed and maybe got sick during the night? Regardless, what a shitty thing to do! I actually hope your boyfriend catches the flue from you just for being an ass!
jessmarie555 1
LOOOOOOOOOL! xoxo ~
Atchoo 8
As a certain relationship advice columnist would say, DTMF right now (or as soon as you're well enough to move your, or his, stuff out).
zolziski 11
I don't think I am the only one who doesn't know what DTMF means...
pink_raindrops 26
Dump that mother ******. I've never actually seen it before, but I assume that's what it means.
zolziski 11
And here I thought we were talking about dual tone multi frequencies...
DanielleinDC 34
DTMFA-Dump the ************ already.
a_merced 1
Lmao! Hilarious story and funny comments to follow .