Today, I woke up on my boyfriend's bedroom floor. When I asked him why I was there, he said I'd gotten too hot, so he rolled me off his bed. I have the flu and a fever. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a horrible case of the flu. I have a fever of 102 degrees and I can't breathe through my nose. Choosing to sleep it off turns out to be enough for my mom to call me a lazy fuck and scream at me for doing nothing all day. FML
Today, I was in bed with the stomach flu. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to fart in the fan next to our bed, which caused me to vomit all over myself. FML
Today, I passed out in the shower with my boyfriend. He just left me there. FML
Today, it was my birthday. I spent all day in bed, sick with the flu. My boyfriend then broke up with me by text, because he didn't want to risk getting sick by doing it in person. FML
Today, I woke up at my boyfriend's place with grumbling stomach pains. I left him in bed to go have explosive diarrhea in the bathroom next to his room. When I was done, I came back to bed and snuggled in next to his sleeping body. He rolled over to whisper, "I heard everything." FML
Today, I was sick and laid up in bed, and my boyfriend decided to bring me some soup. Just as he reached the bed, he tripped over his own feet and spilled the soup all over me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. When I asked why, she replied with "You don't go out anymore. All you do is lay in bed." I've had the flu for the past week. FML
Today, I had an asthma attack while in bed with my boyfriend. He interrupted my desperate coughing only to tell me to shut up. He then rolled over to go back to sleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend got so drunk that he was sick in the taxi, sick on me, then sick on himself when he was sitting on the toilet. What's more, I can't get into bed because he's been sick all over my half of the bed. So I'm sleeping on the sofa tonight. FML
Today, I wasn't feeling too good, and took my temperature. I had a fever, which I told my boyfriend who was laughing hysterically when I told him. I asked him what was so funny, turns out he's been using the thermometer to take our dog's temperature sometimes. Rectally, of course. FML
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Top comments
Edo369 8
Thats pretty rude... I wouldn't have woken my girlfriend up, I would've moved instead.
freshberries22 17
Your boyfriend is better than me because in my house when my boyfriend's sick I quarantine his ass. Still I'm sorry you ended up on the floor op, that was a cruel thing for your boyfriend to do especially when you're sick. Feel better op, but before you do make sure you give your boyfriend a big sloppy kiss for kicking you on the floor.
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Comments (86)
DocBastard 40
I hope you have the swine flu so you can give it to him. Because he's a pig.
bwzwally8 15
Reminds me of that song rolling rolling rolling rawhide.
LennyComa 39
He should of given you the bed and made turkey soup for you
ka1729 14
What a sick joke.. Ha ha no? ok.
nycwrestler 17
Haha I get it :)! No
j_cat187 20
Me think 21 secret blond, no?
BellaBelle_fml 23
66; Nope, just a 15 year old silly girl.
destroyu 8
That's terrible no one deserves that!
perdix 31
Nothing says love than purposely getting the disease your girlfriend has. Too bad your boyfriend lets common sense get in the way of romance.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
No he didn't. Common sense should tell you to get up and move to a couch, chair, or even put your own happy but on the floor. Common sense does not say to shove a sleeping person out of bed for something they have no ability to control.
U_GotitDude 18
That was rude, feel better OP
maz95 17
No, I don't agree with what your boyfriend did. He should've at least had the decency to wake you up instead of shoving you over. You could always just sneeze on him as payback?
shelpster52 7
Dump his inconsiderate ass
Abbeygale 8
You must be a deep sleeper, I don't think I'd sleep through getting pushed around... especially off the bed - your boyfriend sounds lovely ahaha. get well soon!