Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend. When she asked me to pick up her thong from behind my bed I realized there were two. I didn't pick up hers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up next to my girlfriend, but it wasn’t actually her. What happened last night? FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, after sex with my girlfriend, I thought it would be sexy to wear her underwear until we saw each other again. I found a pair in her bathroom, but they definitely weren't her sexy ones. Her mom walked in on me to collect the laundry and screeched, "What are you doing with my panties!" FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she woke up after yesterday’s party with someone else’s trousers. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, I took a shower at my girlfriend's apartment. I was wandering around, gathering my clothes when I noticed my girl doing her hair in the other room. She looked sort of peculiar, so I stood there, studying her. Half naked. I then realized it wasn't my girlfriend, but her roommate. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy a man's thong because my girlfriend wanted me to. When I went in I also grabbed some lingerie for her. Thinking I was being clever I wrapped it up in a t-shirt so no one would notice and went to checkout. The cashier then called for a price check on the thong. FML
Today, while heading to the bathroom, I saw my girlfriend putting some lingerie under my bed. I stupidly thought it was for some sexy time later. Well, later on, she dramatically "found" the lingerie and broke up with me. Almost everyone believes her story and thinks I'm a dirty cheater. FML
Today, my boyfriend came round to drop off some underwear, which I'd left at his house. Not all of what he brought was mine. FML
Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
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cyndee_2010 0
i hope she dumped you
lemonkid44 0
sorry man. no sympathy for cheaters. you had to get caught eventually
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Comments (148)
kayykatastrophii 0
People like you don't deserve a girlfriend.
ummfresh 0
People that tell you youre an evil person for being honest about cheating need to come to terms that everyone struggles in their own way with different things. I respect you man, and I thoroughly enjoyed.
redhead10 0
you're a moron. :)
Jay61 0
Claim your a Mormon or something.
GeoffreyPjs 2
um. I'm a Mormon and I'm pretty sure none of us are allowed to cheat on people just because we are Mormon. Just shut up, you idiot.
threer 30
Mormons don't practice polygamy.. They get excommunicated (kicked out, for idiots like you) from the church. Furthermore, if this chick didn't know about the polygamy, it would still be cheating. YDI, OP; cheating is wrong.
HyperFlirt 0
You deserve to be caught. I hope she dumps you.
phatz 0
asking to get caught... did you ever stop and think maybe she knew there were 2 over there, and wanted to know if you could ID her thong over the girl you're cheating with? not that this doesn't make you an ass hole for ruining the reps of the guys out there who are legit. We're few and far between. F you, not F your life!
friedman_fml 0
hope the sex was worth the awkwardness
basketballbabee 0
Cheating BASTARD!
Princesscrystal 0
I concur with everyone else. You sir, are a MORON.
falcomp0nch 0
Good. you *****