Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
I would never drink out of a glass that already was filled with water, especially after a night of drinking with no way to know what the glass contains other than water. Is it normal to even put contacts in a glass of water? I thought that you were only supposed to put them in their containers with the saline solution.
zoomster 0
oh gross who keeps their contacts floating in a glass of water?
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Me27 0
In a pinch, as long as you keep contacts moist, water is fine.
baysidebird88 0
don't be such a ******' lazy, drunk, idiot next time. You're friends dumb for using a cup to put two contacts in, how can you tell the difference (unless they are the same) I haven't worn contacts in about 5 years so maybe times have changed, but when i had them I'd put them in two seperate spoons...and I'd never use water because that does nothing to clean your contacts you might as well just kept them in your eyes
xHaniffax 0
#32 you're not supposed to sleep with contacts!! that can make you go blind!
lazycrazy 0
Friday, March 29, 2009 3:51 PM: 'Today, I got drunk with my boyfriend. During the middle of the night I went to get a drink and noticed a glass of water on the sink. Thinking my boyfriend left it for me, I drank it. Turns out he was using the cup for his contacts. I drank his last pair of contacts. FML' HOW IRONIC I POSTED THIS A WEEK AGO AND YOU MAGICALLY COME UP WITH ONE EXACTLY LIKE IT...PLEASE BE ORIGINAL- sad thing is mine is true (yes sad, everyone told me I will be able to see my poo clearly now) yours is probably just a made-up FML....
maggy_fml 0
ughh i'd never drink from someone else's glass, which may or may not be water. x[ blech
rachybubbles 0
#74 If you made the same mistake, isn't it plausible that this FML is also true?
jewjewbee 6
Eh. BFD.
xaesthetics_ 0
honestly, you don't put contacts in a glass, thats ridiculous... you get a free case with every solution box you buy so why would you need to put them in a glass. this story was also on freaky stories if anyone remembers that show.
Jsgirl 0
Thats a crap situation... if its true. To sleep with contacts in or to use water to store them in temporarily--- Either way, eyes would be on fire the next day! I don't recommend either.
xohxbrittanyrae 0
#4 made me giggle