Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
I would never drink out of a glass that already was filled with water, especially after a night of drinking with no way to know what the glass contains other than water. Is it normal to even put contacts in a glass of water? I thought that you were only supposed to put them in their containers with the saline solution.
zoomster 0
oh gross who keeps their contacts floating in a glass of water?
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Comments (179)
rvinno 0
FHL, haha, you'll get extra shiny poo anyway..
kaskurkad 0
hahahahahahahahahaha :D U ate her contacts :D
brittanycraze 0
YUM. bahahahaaa. That's disgusting. Hope she doesn't have any "social" diseases. Lol
redbluegreen 41
I hate to bring out my ten year old self, but ewww! Why oh why couldn't you have just gotten yourself a new glass? I always assume someone's spit or back washed in a cup and I get my own. Even hungover, I have that much sense to get my own glass and what not. I don't think contacts go in glasses of water though... But even still. On the bright side, contacts can be replaced.
xsw33tyx101 0
She probs kept them in the glass, as she was probs expecting to return home that night to her container, but she obviously didn't. And water was to stop them from getting dehydrated and unwearable.
distant_02 0
Why f$&@ would someone keep their contacts in a glass of water...that's just dirty!
dotdotdotzzz 0
maybe she was sleeping over and didn't have anywhere else to put it?
smiller0789 3
I call shenanigans. You wouldn't leave contacts in a glass, you wouldn't be able to tell which was for the right eye and which was for the left.
mariahrawks 0
some people have same in both eyes. i used to.
starflake 3
I was eating when I read this! I retched :(
Kingofnothing85 0
I say just tell her and buy a new pair for her. Unless they were disposable.
ForWhatItsWorth 0
Oh look, I'm thirsty. There's a bowl of water on the floor! I'll go drink it.. but.. wait a minute! It's next to a bowl of catfood.. Perhaps 'thinking' would be ideal in this situation :P