Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
I would never drink out of a glass that already was filled with water, especially after a night of drinking with no way to know what the glass contains other than water. Is it normal to even put contacts in a glass of water? I thought that you were only supposed to put them in their containers with the saline solution.
zoomster 0
oh gross who keeps their contacts floating in a glass of water?
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nieska18 0
Ya ive done it. i didnt know at the time, that water is a no no with contacts. so i put it in a glass of water. ya try putting those in ur eye the next day.... omg its like acid in your eye. the contact itself turns into glass.... its horrible. but i did it, i had eyedrops to lubricate them and it was ok. but a very bad idea. i think water dehydrates them.... and i have different prescriptions for each eye. u just put the glass somewhere where people are not around, and just put them side by side, like the left glass is for the left eye, and the right glass is for the right eye... simple. not that big a deal. just dont switch them around the next day.... and i myself almost emptied the glass. cause u forget lol, cause its a glass.
DocsWifey 0
Obviously people who never wore contacts don't get that sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do. You don't always plan to be somewhere you have to spend the night at and sleeping with contacts hurts like a bitch. You wake up in the morning with them dry and suctioned to your eye. It is sometimes better to put them in water, believe me been there done that.
Booskiesz 0
you don't put contacts in water. you should have tasted the solution. I understand. you were tired as he'll but eww. drinking solution .
DARPAchief 0
FAKE. This is a popular urban legend.
ledara111 0
shut the **** up queer nobody wants your input
rocketgirl999 2
buy her new contacts
mofran 0
I bet %90 of the people who vote YDI are just jealous that the OP actually has a life and goes out and drinks.
peacesign13 0
Yuck :P
FweakofCydonia 40
Contacts shouldn't be touching water. Did you guys hear about the girl who lost her eyesight because her contacts were constantly touching water? Basically amoebas from the water furrowed their way into the contacts and into her eyeballs rendering her blind. Source: Google this story. It made international headlines.