Today, I woke up hungover and thirsty, I found a glass of water next to the sink, filled it up with more water, chugged it and went back to bed. I woke up an hour later to my best friend telling me she thought she lost her contacts. They were in a glass next to the sink. I ate her contacts. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up and put my contacts in. It appears that I got drunk enough last night that instead of soaking my contacts in contact solution, I used mouthwash. FML
Today, after a big house party the night before, I woke up with a dry mouth and a pounding hangover. I took a swig from a cup I'd left on my bedside table the night before, thinking it was water. Nope; it was vodka. FML
Today, I woke up soaked in water. It seems at some point in the middle of the night, I woke up thirsty and opened the water bottle I keep on my nightstand. I managed to drink a little, but it seems I didn't manage to put the cap back on before losing consciousness again. FML
Today, upon waking up, I took a sip on what I thought was a cup of water on my nightstand. I quickly discovered it was my roommate's cup of used mouthwash which she was too lazy to throw out the night before. FML
Today, I woke up with a hangover and a pounding headache and tried to take an ibuprofen with a glass of water. I missed my mouth and threw the pill directly into my eye. FML
Today, I woke up so hungover that when I went to the bathroom and caught sight of myself in the mirror, I screamed, slipped backwards, and smashed my head against the rim of my bathtub. FML
Today, the alarm on my phone went off. I picked it up, hit snooze, and dropped it back on my desk without looking. I woke up an hour later to find that I had dropped it directly in a full glass of water. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
Today, I went to get a facial. I forgot my contact case so I put them into paper cup. My beautician thought it was leftover water from someone else, and threw my only pair of vision aid away. I scuttled home half blind. FML
Today, I woke up extremely hungover. I couldn't find my car keys so I went out to my car to see if I had locked them inside. I walked back to the door of my apartment barefoot and empty handed, only to find that I had locked myself out of the apartment. FML
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Tubasaurus 0
I would never drink out of a glass that already was filled with water, especially after a night of drinking with no way to know what the glass contains other than water. Is it normal to even put contacts in a glass of water? I thought that you were only supposed to put them in their containers with the saline solution.
zoomster 0
oh gross who keeps their contacts floating in a glass of water?
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Comments (179)
greeneye_fml 12
That girls fault for putting her contacts in a glass. Who the hell does that? If it makes you feel any better my dad did the same, he forgot he put his contacts in the champagne and drank it (it was my parent's wedding day). Dont worry, the contacts will go right through your system. I'm not sure what the liquid was you drank so I can't guarantee anything on that.
happy_me 0
SHE deserved it for not putting a note saying those were her contacts, or at least hiding the glass. Anybody coulda made that mistake, dude.
abbykayli 0
HAHHAHAHAHAH, i think i just died. im sorry, that is just hilarious.
bbobe900000 0
THAT'S WHY YOU DON'T ******* DRINK ALCOHOL DUMBASS
j_f_a_l 0
to all of you saying "who puts their contacts in a glass of water" actually, alot of people do it when they dont have their contact cases and they dont wanna sleep with contacts in? most people are just afraid of the consequences of sleeping with contacts so its actually very common.. and also the OP clearly said she was hungover, when your hungover the last thing you wanna do is go out of your way to get a new glass when theres one that looks perfectly fine right in front of you FYL
audiogasmic 0
This is either shenanigans or stupid girl deserved it. You don't put your contacts in straight tap water...its bad for them. Sleeping in the for one right won't kill her, guaranteed.
dontpanic_fml 32
Thank you, number 37 and others. This is a worn-out urban legend. Ridiculous...I'm amazed everyone hasn't heard this one a million times over.
Pharmacyst 0
Drinking is hazardous to your health.
LSeb 0
Do you always drink out of other people's used glasses? If this isn't fake, then you truly deserved it.
soulofsorrow 0
Just a heads up to all the people saying about having the same prescription in each eye. It's important never to swap contacts in different eyes as if you have any kind of infection it will be transfered to the other eye.