Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I met in person a girl I’ve been talking to on Facebook Messenger. We went to a concert of a group we both like, then dinner, and had lots of fun. At the end of the night I realized she’s amazing as hell, and I’ve fallen in love. Our compatibility is unmatched. The problem is that I have a girlfriend of 3 years. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I saw the engagement announcement for the girl I've been in love with for 10 years. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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Top comments
cherngbutter 0
That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha
fmylifedotcomm 0
it doesn't necessarily have to be about you... maybe she ate a bug or something...
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Comments (162)
Diablo_92 0
lol dude dw...it may be about something else but at least you got some yeh? plenty more out there
aw3s0m3k1d 0
Oooo that sucks (*¿*) ^
Me27 0
#56 - Right on.
ayray88 0
dude .. you deserve that for thinking that its about you ... you're either full of yourself, or extremely paranoid...
circayouandme 0
YOU FTW
whocares111 0
so, it could be for something else
lonely_kat 0
I just moderated an FML and I think it may have been from the girl your talking about. It said something about aspirin
MukyDaCookie 0
John? Omg! That status tottally wasn't about you. My parents found out about the party and i'm grounded for 3 weeks. I think its so cute u had a crush on me, ive kinda watched you too. Call me sometime ;)
NoBounceNoPlay 0
LOLLLL^
foolishwolf 0
HAHAHA #71, JACKPOT!