Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I met in person a girl I’ve been talking to on Facebook Messenger. We went to a concert of a group we both like, then dinner, and had lots of fun. At the end of the night I realized she’s amazing as hell, and I’ve fallen in love. Our compatibility is unmatched. The problem is that I have a girlfriend of 3 years. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I saw the engagement announcement for the girl I've been in love with for 10 years. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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Top comments
cherngbutter 0
That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha
fmylifedotcomm 0
it doesn't necessarily have to be about you... maybe she ate a bug or something...
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Comments (162)
lexxi_fml 0
haha 30 I was thinking the same thing (: OP sounds like a pussy, though.
WildBill1337 0
shut up dude. at least you got some. people are never satisfied are they.......
xThatRandomGirlx 0
God damnit, another one of these posts. If that's what she thinks of you, and you're not officially in a relationship, YOU ARE NOT IN LOVE WITH HER!!!!!! I hate to be harsh, but you need to face the facts. Sorry, just had to get that out
wowloser1717 0
#9 lol so random but true
jet_fml 0
Way to assume that it's about you.
Big_Blue_Sumthin 0
Maybe she stubbed her toe or lost her phone if this was some drunk hookup. BUT if she was not drunk and fully aware of what was happening then that's on her. It's not your fault she's not into you.
Yulia_fml 0
Best case scenario - she feels terrible because she thinks that she blew her chance at a relationship with you by sleeping with you too quickly.
malibubarbieexo 0
#20 hahahahaha
justxdream 0
#14-thanks so much for your life story. i needed that....
mylifeisfuckedd 0
#14 maybe just give her some space. I know from experience that its really annoying when a guy likes you, and even after you tell him you're not interested he still doesn't leave you alone. A little tip: when you like a girl, don't be overly-friendly, its just as annoying as guys that are assholes.