Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I met in person a girl I’ve been talking to on Facebook Messenger. We went to a concert of a group we both like, then dinner, and had lots of fun. At the end of the night I realized she’s amazing as hell, and I’ve fallen in love. Our compatibility is unmatched. The problem is that I have a girlfriend of 3 years. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I saw the engagement announcement for the girl I've been in love with for 10 years. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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Top comments
cherngbutter 0
That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha
fmylifedotcomm 0
it doesn't necessarily have to be about you... maybe she ate a bug or something...
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Comments (162)
poppy1800 0
tha must suck
JOELY_fml 0
lets hope ur name is john
Loe_307 0
Man, at least you got to hook up with her. Take the good out of it.
kellster 2
I'm absolutely with #56. Also, maybe it wasn't good for her?
Hirro 0
Well, mission accomplished.
ryvenna 0
Yea... I don't see how you "love" her if you haven't tried to make things meaningful, by at the very least telling her that you're interested in being in a relationship with her. She might just be regretting the fact that she slept with someone that she's not emotionally involved with. :/
FTL 0
Is #71 for real? LOL! If so, good for you, OP. @ #59: It's not just sex if you also confess your feelings. So yes, you can make your feelings known with a hookup. Not that difficult.
BaldOuting 0
maybe she doesnt do hook ups and is upset at herself for giving it up so easily
FTL 0
To clarify what I mean by "making his feelings known by hooking up": I don't mean the act of hooking up or having sex, or whatever we want to call it, in and of itself is a confession of his feelings. I mean that it's very possible he revealed his feelings to some degree during the hookup. But then again, as Kelly Clarkson would say, "O-oh, no-o...I do not hook uh-up, uh-up!" So what do I know?
plethora 3
The perverse part of me is hoping that #71 is fake and yet guessed the right name and is close enough to the truth to convince the OP... But the girly part of me hopes it's real.