Today, I woke up happier than I've ever been because last night I hooked up with the girl I have loved for almost a year and I thought I would never get with her. This morning I saw that her status on Facebook was "FML". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a date with a girl I'd been seeing for about a month. When I got home, I saw her Facebook status changed to "In a relationship." This made me kind of excited, until I realized it wasn't with me. FML
Today, after months of dinners, coffees, drinks, and a few nights together, the girl of my dreams told me about this awesome guy she met yesterday. FML
Today, after I’ve been head-over heels crushing on a girl for years, she finally told me she felt the same. A month after I'd moved to a different country forever. FML
Today, I finally got the chance to meet this wonderful guy I met on a dating site. She was very excited to see me, too. FML
Today, I met in person a girl I’ve been talking to on Facebook Messenger. We went to a concert of a group we both like, then dinner, and had lots of fun. At the end of the night I realized she’s amazing as hell, and I’ve fallen in love. Our compatibility is unmatched. The problem is that I have a girlfriend of 3 years. FML
Today, I dreamt about a girl I sort of knew. In the dream she confessed her feelings for me, and it was the first time anyone had ever confessed that sort of thing to me. When I woke up, I found myself falling for her. The experience reminded me of my romantic loneliness. FML
Today, I saw the engagement announcement for the girl I've been in love with for 10 years. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I fell in love with a girl who used to love me. She doesn't anymore. FML
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Top comments
cherngbutter 0
That doesn't necessarily have anything to do with you...maybe FHL because she had a hangover or something. Don't lose hope! haha
fmylifedotcomm 0
it doesn't necessarily have to be about you... maybe she ate a bug or something...
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Comments (162)
Poasters82 0
ZOMG that sucks dude! I'm sorry :l That's pretty retarded, I hope that bitch is readin this and knows that I hate her forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ButterFly_16 0
At least you got some :)
goldenchopsticks 0
DUDE thats the same thing as me (well the part about being in love with a girl for a year and thinking you cant get her), except i told her how i felt and she said she wanted to stay friends...We didnt talk for 2 months but we're talking now and building up :D
kAhlie 0
that's not the same thing dude
biwinning88 1
yeah that's not even close to the same thing. your an idiot
keylimepieee 0
haha. well, a lot of people regret having sex with people the day after. don't take it too personally.
Musikal 0
#1; shut up.
jj732 0
its gonna be hilarious when she reads this... since obviously shes a fan of the site :D
dancing_bear 0
Maybe give her the benefit of the doubt and hope it isn't about you? It probably is though, isn't it? :( Sorry. People are so idiotic about what they post on facebook. I turned down a guy and he whinged about it in his facebook status. Honestly, if you want to bitch about somebody, at least be intelligent enough to do it where they're not going to get it blasted in their face by the newsfeed *eye roll*
TheNilvarg 0
You deserve it for hooking up. Try a meaningful relationship, and stupid things like that won't happen.
NoBounceNoPlay 0
Maybe she woke up the next morning to genital warts.
BboyHero 0
**** your life indeed. Atleast you enjoyed it. Maybe he says fml cuz u not with her LOL.