Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML
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yankfan89 27
Must have been one hell of a dream to be sleep humping.
SkoomaKi 28
Were you drooling too?
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Comments (117)
lovelylore 1
I hate when that happens I feel so embarrassed the whole day
Delta2Almanac 7
Wake up with a scared look on your face and play it off as a horrific dream you couldn't escape?
blutigenbonbon 10
Oh dear :(
Snackycake 20
It's ok, op, I talk, scream, and cuss in my sleep. Makes me wonder about all the times I slept in school....
shutyourmouth12Z 7
Lmao this is funny
FMLeveryday50092 6
Jeez that must have been some hell of dream.
Ryan_Russian 5
Dang. I've done that. Lol. But in front of my girlfriend. While dreaming about my ex. I didn't have the guts to tell her.
majd2015 0
Aww thatss so sad
enzob 5
How could that possibly be her fault?
1Dfangirl 21
I probably would act asleep the rest of my life