Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML
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yankfan89 27
Must have been one hell of a dream to be sleep humping.
SkoomaKi 28
Were you drooling too?
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Comments (117)
JoeParris 1
Doesn't matter had sex?
ucoolgirl31 20
I do it too.... Sometimes
p3mguin 7
So u violently hump the couch. O_0
ucoolgirl31 20
46 - no I have extremely vivid dreams about having sex with my bf and I moan and stuff in my sleep.
rainbowdashy 3
Wait...but you look, like, 12 or something...
ucoolgirl31 20
I'm 16.
i_wuz_nver_here 31
These are the kinds of things we keep to ourselves...
ucoolgirl31 20
66 - to each his own.
PlaidPanda 9
With each reply your username is more and more deserving. I love it!
ucoolgirl31 20
I understand... A lot of people hate me on this web site. But Idgf because I choose to say what I want.
PlaidPanda 9
I don't hate you, I really do find your comments amusing, not in a "STFU" either... They're just different, and not to be mean, I had no idea you were 16, they honestly remind me a tiny bit of that show 'awkward'. I do apologize if I offended you.
ucoolgirl31 20
No worries. It's just hard to tell who likes my comments on this website and who don't. Like some people just thumb me down because they don't like me. But thank you.
bunniex1 11
How rude of you. You shouldve asked if they wanted to join.
Zombiegore420 0
Lol xD that's so embarrasing.
KBear3109 29
Probably some couch pillows.
greenmen 12
Just a dream! Wonder what happens in reality
lovebeecharmer 6
I hope they took a video!
lowshadows 21
a dream come true. follow it.
kmt12890 5
Way to go.
klovemachine 24
Doesn't matter had dream sex :)