Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was having a fantastic sex dream. So good, in fact, that I woke myself up breathing heavily and humping my pillow. I was at my friend's house and she saw everything. FML
Today, I had a wet dream. When I woke up, I was touching myself. Unfortunately, I also woke up to find that I had fallen asleep on the couch after eating too much at a family reunion. When I looked around the room, over 10 relatives were giving me nasty looks. FML
Today, I had a sexy dream, woke up and started to masturbate quite vigorously. When I finished, I hopped off the top bunk naked to see my brother and his girlfriend laying in the bottom bunk. FML
Today, while napping on the couch, I had a very vivid dream about a girl I like. I woke up to my mother and father choking back laughter and recording me on their phones. I don't know what's worse: waking up with a boner in front of my parents or finding out I was also talking dirty in my sleep. FML
Today, I had a sexual dream about my ex, and I woke up after saying his name. My boyfriend was awake, and heard all the dirty talk and me moaning my ex-boyfriend's name. FML
Today, I was having a wet dream and had a pretty vivid imagination. I ended up thrusting so hard that it showed up in reality. I literally humped so hard that I woke myself up. Not only that, but I was sleeping on the living room floor so my roommates saw and now it's their joke of the day. FML
Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML
Today, I was sleeping with my boyfriend and woke up in his arms to hear him say "Mom, Mom." FML
Today, I woke up from a dream in which I had a penis. Apparently I talk in my sleep, because my boyfriend kept staring at my crotch. FML
Today, I went to a party and crashed on the bedroom floor. I woke up to sex noises coming from the bed. I pretended to still be asleep. I sent a text to my boyfriend to tell him about it. I heard his phone beep from over in the bed. FML
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yankfan89 27
Must have been one hell of a dream to be sleep humping.
SkoomaKi 28
Were you drooling too?
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Comments (117)
blaze561 0
Sleep humping-.- lmfao
william8691 10
Bow chicka wow wow
SpicyDuck 22
I don't see why this is thumbed down. She's just asking if she was sleep talking..
howrudoin 11
Could've been worse, you could've been a guy having a sex dream in front of your family.
lottie333 0
nice.... its not weird or anything... alot of you are...
pengin 13
d'aww :/ as i sometimes talk in my sleep and move around a lot, i have a fear something like that would happen to me. ahahah :/ sorry OP that really suckssss
yankfan89 27
102- maybe because OP's boyfriend wasn't there.
aeriemakenzie 4
That must have sucked lmao
kay2810 9
108- she was talking about in her dream..
iHeartRKO 5
You should have stared at them and said who's next!!