Today, I woke up early to prepare for my graduation party. I'd invited the entire graduating class of 2011, and tons of people confirmed that they were going to come. Two hours after the time I'd told everyone to show up, I'm still the only one here. FML
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Today, I invited all of my friends to my graduation party, and even paid for them all to be there. They all didn’t show. FML
Today, at work, I was supposed to have an easy two-hour shift, after which I was planning on attending a party that had been arranged to celebrate my graduation. Nearly six hours later, I am just getting home after being super busy and shorthanded at work for hours. I missed my own party. FML
Today, I organised a birthday party for myself. There was supposed to be about 20 people coming. Not a single person showed up. FML
Today, I attended my graduation ceremony. My parents acted mysteriously and kept urging me to go home, since we had to be "on time" for something. Thinking they might have planned a surprise party, I left my friends behind. I missed my graduation because my mom wanted to watch a TV show. FML
Today, it's my birthday and I'd arranged a dinner party for 20 of my closest friends. I arrived at the restaurant, fully dressed and everything. When I got there, I thought everyone was ready to surprise me, but instead, nobody showed up. FML
Today, everyone at work was demanding I stage a party at my house. I agreed to it and rushed home to tidy up before the guests arrived. No one showed up. FML
Today, was my bachelor party. The only people that showed up were my best man and my father. FML
Today, I'm having my housewarming party and had prepared food, drink, and games for all the 19 confirmed guests on Facebook. I waited till 11, but nobody showed up. I checked Facebook again and realized I had accidentally put tomorrow as the party date. I have to work the whole day tomorrow. FML
Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
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volley4eva1698 0
forever alone
thehoneybadger 10
Maybe they all went to an official graduating class party nobody told you about. It's everyone else's graduation day too, you know.
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Comments (99)
mofo123 0
that sucks, but next time you should tell people that strippers will be there so at least all the guys will show up.
Plenty011 0
Ha!!! You failed and obviously so did your dad's condom!
theshocker09 1
someone either swiped all your guests with promises of an ice cold keg at another party... or you're not too popular. fyl op that sucks regardless
laxgirl313 0
aww poor kid! I'm sorry ):
christyk26 0
I graduated today too! congrats for that at least :)
MissAwesomeness 4
why would you invite the whole graduating class? I know if I was one of em, I'd rather spend my graduation celebration with my family.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Did you invite the whole class just to feel popular? Are you sure you wrote the correct date and time on the invite? Or if you didn't use one, are you sure you told them the correct info?
JustKeepOnHatin 7
well that's depressing
iSwagggg 0
no booz , no partayyyyyyy
berryblue 0
aww im so srry i would of totally gone