Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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ohhhsnapple 14
Quite the role model! Pee in his shampoo. XD
kfamazing 10
You better watch out! Looks like urine trouble.
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Comments (80)
IdahoLife 11
White people I swear.
albertozeta_fml 9
I think he is an idiot.
Fatfairygoth 11
Rub his nose in it like a dog!
joemud 13
That actually is not good for dogs it just gives them breathing problems later in life
sayyestothedress 24
Maybe the brother was trying to get her room by marking his territory
sexual_girl 15
Your brother sounds like a jackass. Hope he cleaned it up!
buckstop1 37
Why is your name ' sexual_girl ', but your profile gender says male?
kyuubi1 14
wow what a dick
False_Stupidity 42
Probably wasn't her first thought, given it was her brother...
joemud 13
Who said op was a girl? Why not get him back!
slyde32 12
the female logo next to OP's name says op is a girl
worldclassrager 41
The sex is displayed by the name...sometimes it's blank but an image shows a person with long hair...thus making OP a girl
worldclassrager 41
Edit: #29 beat me to it
joemud 13
Well I learnt something new today! Thanks :)
worldclassrager 41
What kind of prank is that? Was that getting back at you for making him not being able to move and pouring ice water on him?
91hayek 31
I think he just made that up as a prank and was too afraid to actually go to the bathroom because it was dark. I really want to give him the benefit of the doubt that he is actually more of a coward than an idiot.
tony1891 22
quite the bond you 2 have huh?
liu_meng 4
pee back on his face
False_Stupidity 42
He might like that.