Today, I woke up because of a weird noise. Scared, I turned on my bedside lamp. I saw my older, 17-year-old brother peeing in my bedroom doorway. He was hoping I'd step in it in the morning. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to a blood-curdling scream from the bathroom. I jumped out of bed in panic and rushed into the bathroom, only to see my sister limping around in the nude. She'd just jumped out of the shower because someone had flushed the toilet downstairs. FML
Today, I was trying to go to sleep when I heard my sister come home from the bar. I fell asleep and woke up an hour later to see my sister squatting in my dresser drawer. I asked her what she was doing and she said "I'm peeing." FML
Today, I was in the toilet when somebody started banging on the door loudly. I panicked and immediately cleaned my self and opened the door. As I opened the door, my brother vomited all over me. FML
Today, I tried to prank my little brother by jumping out from behind a door to scare him. I ended up scaring myself when I caught a glimpse of my weirdly-lit reflection in a mirror mid-jump. FML
Today, I came home from school and ran to the nearest bathroom to go #2. In my hurry, I forgot to shut the door so I asked my older brother who was walking by to close it for me. After a while he didn't respond, so I looked up to see not my brother, but his best friend watching me take a crap. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, my brother woke me up by trying to light my bed on fire. FML
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I was in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower. I took all of my clothes off, and stepped into the shower facing the knobs. When I turned around, I saw somebody standing in there with me. Apparently, my little brother and his friend were playing hide and seek, and I found his friend. FML
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ohhhsnapple 14
Quite the role model! Pee in his shampoo. XD
kfamazing 10
You better watch out! Looks like urine trouble.
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lvg_fml 10
Time to ask your parents to send him for some help
doodlecloud 27
That's just weird and disgusting. He's gonna make the whole house smell like pee and he has to live there too! Just tell your mum...I'm pretty sure no mother is okay with people peeing on her floor...the shouting and punishments will probably be most effective coming from her.
princesss5275 2
Tape him to his bed and pour ice water on him
skyeyez9 25
My son would be grounded and I'm make him pay for a carpet cleaner to get all the mess up. Parents work hard to provide a nice place to live and he'd get an ass whooping for unloading his man sized bladder all over my carpet. That is not easy to clean up, especially when it soaks thru to the carpet pad and flooring beneath.
ShariG2010 8
Beat his ass!!!
ImRJ 7
God knows why I don't have such a brother. I would've been charged with murder by now
Marie54321 19
Put hair dye in his shampoo. A stain for a stain!
Chibi_Kitten 24
Your brother will likely have fun explaining his "harmless" prank to the parental unit.
AHzulu 25
Gouge out his eyes and skull **** him
TogeBara 12
Put Nair in his shampoo bottle.