Today, my friends decided to pull a prank. They told my girlfriend I'd cheated on her, which I hadn't. Her revenge? Inviting me over to have me walk in on her with my brother. Our 6-month anniversary was two days away and I got her a trip to Spain, which cost me almost three paychecks. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I came up with the idea of pranking my girlfriend by telling her that I knew she was cheating on me. She then apologized. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it'd be hilarious to secretly swap her and my mom's numbers in my phone, then sexually tease me before going to work. I found out about the prank when I texted my "girlfriend", saying I was going to fuck her so hard she wouldn't walk straight for days. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Today, I found out that not only did I pay for my wife to travel overseas to see her brother but to bang some guy half her age as well. FML
Today, my wife and I decided it would be funny to pull a prank on her family who we were going to see for dinner. I hid in the foyer while she went in and announced to her parents that she was leaving me. I watched as her mother hugged her daughter and cried "Finally..." FML
Today, I found out that the April Fool's Day prank my girlfriend and best friend played on me was not a joke, and that they actually did sleep together. FML
Today, my brother showed my wife a Craigslist ad by someone seeking casual sex. It had very specific details that made it seem like I wrote it. My brother later admitted in private that he made the post as revenge for me not loaning him $500 last month. Meanwhile, my wife still thinks I'm unfaithful. FML
Today, I came home a few days early from a 3-month business trip. As I opened my apartment door, hoping to surprise my girlfriend, the man she's apparently been cheating on me with promptly punched me in the face. He thought I was a burglar. FML
Today, I went to my best friend's house to propose to my girlfriend of 6 years. When I walked in, she was having sex with my best friend's 37-year-old brother. She then yelled, ”You should have knocked first!” FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she's been cheating on me for the past two months. Apparently she thought I'd take it well, because when I yelled at her for being a heartless bitch, she stuttered "S-sike!" and tried to play it off as a prank. She's acting like we're still dating. FML
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user53658 15
Wow, so many layers: Friends who think it funny to destroy you relationship 'as a prank'. A girlfriend who instantly sleeps with your brother without hearing you out first. Your brother who has no problem sleeping with your girlfriend. You really are surrounded by shitty people... I feel sorry for you. I gues it's time to leave the state to start a new life with new, less shitty people.
marisbiscuit 21
OUCH!! the fact that she chose your brother, out of anybody else, shows the kind of person she is. You're better off without her! sorry you spent so much money, hope you take the trip anyway!
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marisbiscuit 21
OUCH!! the fact that she chose your brother, out of anybody else, shows the kind of person she is. You're better off without her! sorry you spent so much money, hope you take the trip anyway!
user53658 15
Wow, so many layers: Friends who think it funny to destroy you relationship 'as a prank'. A girlfriend who instantly sleeps with your brother without hearing you out first. Your brother who has no problem sleeping with your girlfriend. You really are surrounded by shitty people... I feel sorry for you. I gues it's time to leave the state to start a new life with new, less shitty people.
shredshogun 4
This person us 100% correct. Ypu need npne of these people. Go to spain yourself. Reflect. Pick a new place to live. Make better friends.
ojosRojos 28
Yeah, those aren’t friends. Time to re-evaluate who you hold close. As for your brother...I don’t even know. Good luck with that. As YOUR revenge, you should go to Spain and send your ex tons of pics of all the fun you’re having!
rodfergie 18
Invite her best friend/sister to go.
Akitakat 31
You bought ‘her’ a trip to Spain for your 6 month anniversary?! No... You mean, you bought ‘yourself’ a ticket somewhere to celebrate being young, traveling & being with real friends.
Dave_Davington 34
"Six month anniversary", oy. Perhaps your former girlfriend dodged a bullet.
raven_of_azarath 35
Six months is actually a huge milestone in relationships.
Phil 14
Ditch the "friends", cut out your "brother" from your life, and take the trip. Have the sweetest revenge of all; have a great life, and find people who really DO care about you.
badrussian79 10
I wonder if the friends knew what kind of **** she is and were trying to save your ass. Their behavior might be excusable. Sorta test her character before she gets accepted. She may be a total **** or just stupid and impulsive. Also might have be a slutty way to end it. Reduces her discomfort with simply dumping you. Yeah stupid but that’s basically a shittier but more final variation on ghosting. Your brother is a total **** sucker. Unless he never met her his actions are the worst. There is just no explanation or even softening of this **** goblers behavior.
IrieStorm 9
Take that trip to Spain yourself. Then just stay there. Your friends and girlfriend don't deserve you.
gsouther 11
I’m curious with the girlfriend said when she found out it was a prank.
TheSacredRatty 18
Take someone who actually cares about you with you and enjoy your trip!