Today, I woke up at 5:30 AM to my boyfriend flipping on the lights and shouting, "We have a problem!" Our chinchilla had gotten out of his maximum security cage, and half of our apartment is now underwater because he decided the water line that leads to the fridge would make a tasty midnight snack. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML
Today, I was at a pet store cuddling an apparently overaggressive chinchilla when it decided to bite me and run out of my hands. It is now nowhere to be found and I have to pay for it. FML
Today, my dog chewed through his leash, so I had to take him inside to prevent him from running off. I went to bed. I woke up to torn-up blinds, half-ate sandals, and a very, very anxious cat due to my dog running after her and trying to sniff her butt. FML
Today, I woke up to hear dripping water in the kitchen. Thinking it was someone getting a glass of water or something, I came out to find that it was just a mouse drowning in my dog's water bowl. FML
Today, while trying to sleep, I heard what sounded like someone breaking into my house. I ran downstairs, only to find my cat had ripped down my blinds and was tangled up in them, thrashing around the floor like a fish. FML
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom and I noticed the balcony door was open. As I went to go close it, I swear I saw my cat wondering outside and I panicked. Long story short, I locked myself out searching for the cat and the next thing I knew, he was meowing at me from the balcony a few feet above me. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, I walked into my house and saw it was flooded. I went upstairs to the bathroom to see the toilet overflowing and my boyfriend holding my dog over it so he could drink it. My boyfriend said he didn't know what else to do. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I woke up to a flooded apartment. Apparently, the upstairs neighbor's bathtub had overflowed and water was pouring through my ceiling. My landlord said he couldn't do anything until the water stopped, so I spent the morning frantically trying to mop up the water while feeling completely helpless. FML
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nipas13titans 0
That is ******* crazy! Best of luck on that one... those damn chinchillas are cute, but lurking deep beneath their masks of adorableness lies a malicious monster, waiting to escape...
spankyness 0
I hate those things... I stayed over at this girls dorm and she had one and of course it got out and every hour when I was about to fall asleep itd bite me and run away
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miosgoldenchance 0
haha that's hilarious. sucks to be you!
Aquaria89 0
#59 did your ex take it to the vet?
GurbleBurbleWoo 0
Okay. I'm sorry, but this is hilarious! :) I have two chinchillas and they're always breaking out and being little monsters (I love them anyway) so I totally commiserate. Hope your apartment (and chinchilla... water's not good for they're fur...) is okay though. ^^;;;;
SaraL_fml 0
Hello all, Thank you for your concern about my chinchilla :) He is doing fine (and so is the apartment). Just thought I would stop by and give a quick update! Sara
Moomoomoo_fml 0
Wow, so half of your apartment is completely watertight? i didn't think it was possible to actually flood a building from the inside
FBIWarning 0
lol get pissed
ritalinboy 1
define maximum security
livingdeath 0
That sucks.
vI_Arsenic_Iv 0
where the hell do you get a chinchilla? and who has those as pets? that is a random pet. it would be interesting at a tea party. "oh i have two dogs, a goldfish, and a chinchilla." WTF?
xNephilim 19
... Are you really that dumb? You can get chinchillas pretty much everywhere. Petsco has them.
cr1sis 0
haha its hilarious how the boyfriend says it