Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
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Druidmeister 4
"Florida Man," Lives!
TheLynx_fml 20
RUN NIGGA RUN!!!
JoshuaJamesGrimm 5
It was 2 am, probably sleep-induced hallucinations
Crayman 2
Drugs or what?
jd2013 5
Could well have been perfectly true. People are going to mock this, but just claim Gods protection. It works, Ive done it.
DasKing 18
I'm afraid you have toilet demons.
SorrowsReward 27
I lived in this house... You could close the bedroom door and push/pull from either side and it would stay closed, firm as any door would usually be. Can't budge the thing at all... But low and behold, the second you relaxed in bed it would click open and glide silently until it tapped against the wall. I still can't figure what caused it, but to this day it bums me out. The door thing wasn't that bad I guess, but OP, your story is the stuff that phobias are made from!
Joshawott 21
What you're not telling us, is that your name is actually pronounced in a way that sounds just like a creaking floorboard, right?
pita2423 10
follow up?
rojoesydney 6
Psychiatrists can give you pills for that