Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
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snowflake2410 3
Okay so what you want to do is get your house blessed, it doesn't have to be a priest or a pastor just someone who really, truly, honestly, believes in God. Whatever you do, do not get angry or scared, spirits fees off of negative energy, they thrive off of it. Don't hold any seance's.
doLLe 21
And that still won't help at all, no matter how much that person believes in your imaginary friend.
snowflake2410 3
Seance's, if done wrong, can invite more evil spirits into your house. Also you need to think about the possibility that maybe it was your mind playing tricks on you. Late at night when you aren't fully awake your brain will screw with you.
doLLe 21
No they can't... They can't do anything at all, besides waste your money.
CTYFam 11
It must have been the spiders.
AlohaSnackbar 11
Did you at least finish?
BubbaYoshi117 11
I now have something to prank my wife with. All I need is a motion sensor that sets of a short timer, then it hits play on a digital voice recorder hidden under the tank. How the hell am I still married?
anarchangel_017 5
Find a local paranormal group or talk to a pastor. If you feel it's paranormal. Otherwise eat healthy and exercise, and try to get sleep, hallucinations can happen out of the blue. I've had the same thing happen to me
kudo5795 12
Time to move.
ShireGirl 6
There are over 80 different sleep disorders and most people are a ffected by at least a few. One of the more common ones causes auditory hallucinations while half asleep and the most common hallucination is someone calling your name. It's just your brain, nothing to worry about :)
lilithfury 23
Happened to me before too. I was brushing my teeth, and heard my name called from the mirror. I screamed, and forgot how to open the door.
CosmicElk 26
Carry a loaded 12 gauge with you at all times, just to be safe XD