Today, I woke up at 2am and went to use the toilet. I sat there doing my business, when I heard a voice whisper my name from behind me. I live alone and the toilet is right up against the wall. I screamed and ran back to my room, then went without sleep for the rest of the night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I still have my ridiculous fear of being heard on the toilet, and I can't go if people are around. I'd just sat down on the toilet when three of my housemates started chatting immediately outside the door. I had to sit silently until they were gone. For half an hour. FML
Today, I woke up at night to go to the toilet. My Dad was doing his thing with the toilet door wide open. I saw, screamed at the top of my lungs and peed my pants in horror. Now my throat hurts and I'm too embarrassed to look at him. FML
Today, the walls in my house are so thin that I heard my roommate yell from the bathroom upstairs, "Hear my butthole roar." Now I’m scared to use the bathroom after him. FML
Today, I was woken up by the sound of someone in my room. I started freaking out, thinking someone had broken in, so I kicked them, only to realise it was my boyfriend coming back from the toilet. I'd forgotten he was staying over. FML
Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML
Today, thinking I was alone in a public bathroom, I started singing the words to my favorite song. A minute later that I heard a toilet flush, so I just sat there petrified. The other person sarcastically picked up the singing from where I left off. FML
Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML
Today, I walked into my near pitch-black bathroom and saw a person staring back at me. I woke my whole family up with my screams. The person was my reflection. FML
Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML
Today, I knocked on the door of the bathroom to make sure nobody was in there before I walked in. Then I remembered I live alone. FML
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TheGamingGirl21 5
I'm reading this on the toilet it freaked me out a second
manlytarts 28
Still alive?
lavapants 15
Time to visit the psychologist.
Wideout40 21
Studies show that your brain will sometimes make you hear your name when nobody says anything to make sure that you still respond to it.
badblaby 8
Hey OP, I've had a lot of weird stuff happen to me too since I was a kid. I believe you and that something said your name. If things start happening more, consider moving quickly. Don't talk yourself out of it or let anyone tell you you're crazy. People don't understand, they are ignorant, they are quick to make judgements about things they know nothing about. If you need to talk, I'm here.
Lalala579121 28
With your picture shouldn't you be saying that it's aliens?
Internetflakes 13
who you gonna call? GHOSTBUSTERS
cathrope 10
You made my day. :)
carmaisabitch 20
Yikes- I'd be getting my place cleansed by someone who knows about that type of thing!
bapbap_fml 15
I wouldn't worry about it too much. It was most likely your brain playing tricks on you because you were half asleep. If it were a ghost, they cannot hurt you anyways. My house is haunted and all that happens is electronics turn on and off, doors or cupboards are opened or closed. The only harm ever done was that one time my garden doors became unlocked and opened and my indoor cat got out, but we found her. I guess people are just scared of what they don't understand.
leogachi 15
@60 Your last sentence makes your entire comment sound condescending. If it's 2am and Op has never experienced this before, of course he's going to be frightened by it. Even if you think about it logically later and realize it was nothing, you still would be scared in the moment.
ashbee11790 8
Ghost can hurt you. Haven't you ever heard of a poltergeist?
phototropism 8
did u fall asleep
PANDORUM89 21
GET THE SALT!!!