Today, I woke up and decided to get the morning paper, I went outside with my bath robe on and when I leaned down to get my paper my bath robe came undone. Apparently everyone on my street saw it and decided to bring up public nudity at the next neighborhood meeting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got up from bed after a good night's sleep, and walked outside. The first thing I saw was my 60-ish year-old neighbor bent over, picking up a newspaper. He was wearing nothing but a way too short bathrobe and a pair of rubber boots. FML
Today, I had to run to put the trash out for the garbage truck, only I was so hungover, I forgot I was only wearing an open dressing gown and no underwear. A few neighbours and passing cars got to see me swinging in the breeze. FML
Today, I was taking a shower outside at my fiancé's beach house. I was struggling to take my bikini bottoms off, so I started to walk backwards to step out of it. Little did I know that I had pushed the door open. My fiancé, his family, and my family all saw me bend over naked. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I was in a rush so when I got home I went to my bedroom, which is on the ground floor, and just started changing my clothes. It wasn’t until I was done I realised my blinds were open. Basically, I'd flashed my thong and tits to a packed bus stop. FML
Today, due to an incident with the dishwasher, a coat rack and my bathrobe, I ended up locked out of my house, naked as a jaybird. I had to hide in the backyard for several hours until my family got home from their various activities to get back in. They still haven't stopped laughing at me. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I got out of bed and immediately went to the window as it was supposed to snow today. I saw a man walking his dog and he waved at me. I waved back enthusiastically and realised I was naked. FML
Today, I lazily answered the door in my pajamas. It was my elderly neighbor asking to borrow a can opener. Despite the strange and unwarranted scowl she was giving me I obliged. It wasn't until after she had left that I notice my penis was completely sticking out through the flap in my pants. FML
Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML
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YDIForSure 0
This is not what disturbs me because it could happen to anyone, but what does disturb me is that the entire neighborhood just decides to look at your house at the exact same time. Stalkers?
taterpotatotots 0
I'm sure they "cracked" up when they saw your bare ass. Yay for corny jokes!
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Comments (110)
GatorBites 0
People might have their comments taken more serious if they could spell.
AshleyRose784 0
you must live in one of those tiny HOA communities, I'm sorry
jrwxoxo 12
that really sucks...sry!
MeganH0LLYW00D 0
Sleeping naked is the way to go.
anonymous2323 0
Your whole neighborhood just happened to be looking? And your neighborhood holds meetings? About what, exactly? This one's fake, but still funny =)
livngood_fosho 0
..neighborhood meetings.. i dont have to say anything it speaks for itself lol
jdawg777 0
Tell me you at least wore underwear underneath!?!!
Qup 0
what a buncha uptight pr1cks. unless you make a habit of mooning the neighborhood, tell them to go climb a pole.
americayay 0
good. it is public nudity when you go outside in nothing but a bathrobe and it comes open.
brunoisbeast 0
Not everyone saw, probably. A couple ppl probably did then spread the news, maybe?