Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
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paijus 0
Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
Roxxxxay 13
I'm sorry OP, that sucks! But at least you found out. Now you can move on and forget about them, you deserve better!
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Comments (97)
jaytee1994 9
I'd burn his d*** off!!! That's a horrible thing for a best friend to do to his friend. I'm sorry OP! :(
Kiki242 19
You need some new people in your life.
immason 0
hmmmmm? not sure how to respond to this one sorry op
auzz1_pride 9
Then why comment at all?
TheDrifter 24
Not even classy enough for the "she tripped/fell and landed on my dick" excuse? Just crush his nuts and give her a falcon punch, you should be able to manage that in one punch.
15949058 4
do you mean ex girlfriend?
TheDrifter 24
Gynecology and dentistry? You're gonna have to do some intensive studying to keep up with that double major Noor.
rattusrattus 19
"This isn't what it looks like! I thought your girlfriend was so hot I had her cloned! ... OK, so it's worse than what it looks like."
meoliveras08 3
I'm sorry OP! It will get better but now you know what kind of people they are.
rachelmaya 5
Omg I'm so sorry it's ok she have him a condom with a free demonstration
mosquito19 14
maybe he's fishing for crabs in her ******