Today, I witnessed my girlfriend and best "friend" getting intimate. In a dim-witted attempt to cover up, my best friend proclaimed, "This isn't what it looks like!" I might have given him the benefit of the doubt, had he not still been inside my girlfriend at the time. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to see a movie with my girlfriend and a few others. Mid-way through, I noticed my girlfriend giving a hand-job to my best friend. I couldn't believe my eyes, and I confronted them. He claimed he had been asleep, she claimed she was mopping up a spill, and I'm now single again. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend of 2 years and my best friend of 10 years making out in my bedroom. I stared and when they noticed me, my boyfriend didn’t even bat an eye and suggested we have a threesome. My best friend immediately agreed. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and my best friend making out. She claimed he was just tasting her lipstick. FML
Today, I walked in on my best friend with his hand down my girlfriend's pants and her moaning for him to "keep going." She had the brass balls to claim she had a "tummy ache" and that he was just rubbing her stomach better. I may be a total dumbass, but I'm not THAT stupid. FML
Today, to prove that my girlfriend is a "total skank", my best friend seduced her and showed me the video he secretly filmed of it. FML
Today, after assuring my best friend that his girlfriend would never cheat on him, I came home to my brother having loud sex with my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when I saw my best friend. I jokingly did a double-take and said I didn't recognize him with his clothes on. We laughed, talked a bit, then went our separate ways. My girlfriend later dumped me, claiming I'm blatantly gay and cheating on her. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend started coming on to me. I was appalled, and told her she was a terrible friend. My girlfriend jumped out of nowhere and started crying. Apparently, her kink is watching her best friend and boyfriend fuck, and she's now mad I didn't go for it. What the fuck? FML
Today, I saw one of my best friends having sex with a girl at a party. It was the first time I'd ever seen a girl naked. FML
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paijus 0
Punch them in the face and go get some ice cream.
Roxxxxay 13
I'm sorry OP, that sucks! But at least you found out. Now you can move on and forget about them, you deserve better!
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Comments (97)
chisty87 16
Since fake friends and fake girlfriends are the easiest to find if I was you OP I would've joined them for a 3 some and after finishing I'd tell them they would know the literal meaning of roadkill if they didn't disappear out of my life...
supportcommand 17
If it wasn't what it looked like, then what were they doing? Hmmm. Seems fishy. I'd investigate more.
Inciter 33
Dump em both and move on. No one needs assholes like that around.
DazedSiren 5
Ouch :(
TheyCallMeDamien 18
At least you know who you need out of your life.
Epikouros 32
Come on, he was just giving her an internal massage. You should thank him for relieving your girlfriend's stress.
mskimbelinapham 5
What kind if girlfriend and best friend do you guys really have? So nasty and have no self respect. Ask me why I don't believe in getting close to anyone. :/
sand1357 5
Why
mdrd_fml 4
I hope your best friend has a girlfriend so you can snitch on him. Also dump that ***** that's exactly what she is. Non worthy dirty hoe
saxetsasnak 5
That sucks op. Tou have more control than I would have had. I'd be looking for a knife to **** both of them in the ass with.
pittyfinny 4
By posting this you either made bail or didn't get arrested for murder/attempted murder X2......congrats....you seem to have took it better than I would have.