Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
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lex1459 38
I hope you smacked her.
Nyx_fml 23
I hope it was at least a Christian side hug.
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Comments (135)
astralvagan 20
that really wasn't very Christian of her... next time, start chanting until she freaks out....
Dodge4x4Ram 46
she doesn't play around
ghil15 8
and the fight started??....
sarcasticlover 30
I hope your boyfriend pushed her off him then....
rt156 16
You should have just pulled her off and then hugged your boyfriend again.maybe even give him a kiss
astralvagan 20
in church? I'm pretty sure that is displaying at least three deadly sins there.... they night frown on that kind of thing in s house of God.
UO88 10
24. Not every church is like that..I dont think I have been to a church that didn't allow you to hug or kiss a significant other.
astralvagan 20
but when you do it to spite someone it becomes a different story.... but I agree with you that all churches allow it, just not out of jealousy or anger
JaegerMayCry 13
If that is considered offensive, wouldn't that mean that the jealous chick who pulled op off first and hugged her boyfriend commited the first "sin"
jamnglamgirlie 17
I bet her name was Eve.
onorexveritas 24
did you proceed to punch her while standing on holy grounds for such a sin?
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Smack not punch
NandaPanda 22
Smack? No. She's right. If I were OP a smack would have not been enough for me... I would have flat out decked the hoe!
ihpp 22
That's not okay. If someone did that to me and my boyfriend, I would tell them off. church or no church.
joea21 21
This never happens if your Jewish.
davincidasecond 24
And you just let it happen? I'm not saying go and pull the girls hair out, but stand your ground, goddamnit.
Kaylee_Knudsen 19
I hope you hit her or something. No one needs to stand for that.