Today, I went with my boyfriend to his church youth group for the first time. I found out a girl there likes him, when she decided to pull me off him while we were hugging, and take my place. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out a friend of mine likes me. It wasn't by a cute gesture like a sweet little note, or a beautiful heartfelt confession like you might expect. He sprang at my boyfriend and choked him (while I strained to pull him off). Right during the middle of our 60+ student populated class. FML
Today, I went on a date with the girl of my dreams. Her boyfriend, who she said she'd broken up with, was at the same restaurant with another girl. She screamed at him for ten minutes, then they started making out, and left together. The girl he was with looked at me and said "Eww", then went to hit on another guy. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I went on a date for the first time in almost a year. To keep things casual, he had a couple of his friends join. Oh and by a couple of friends, I mean a party of people from his church. I'm not religious. The date wasn't even half over before I was being preached to. FML
Today, I finally got to spend a good amount of time with this girl I had been trying to get with for weeks, only to realize I wasn't that into her. I asked my friend for help and he proceeded to literally drag me away from her, while I pretended to try and stop him. FML
Today, I finally got to see my boyfriend, after two months apart. As we hugged, he lifted me up and spun me around like in the movies. It would have been really romantic if I hadn't hit a little boy while he was riding past on his bike. I've just traumatized a little kid. FML
Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
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Top comments
lex1459 38
I hope you smacked her.
Nyx_fml 23
I hope it was at least a Christian side hug.
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Comments (135)
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
I agree with everyone else, when they say you should have hit her. I would have hit we, if she did that while I was hugging my other half I hope he bloody pushed her off!
queerdragon 20
Nice poem. By the way, sometimes killing someone with kindness is the way to go. I would have joined in the hug, then asked if she wanted to join with us biblically, since he always wanted to do someone's ass.
CrissyyyS2 22
Oh no she didn't! Your boyfriend better have made it clear to her that you're his girlfriend.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Promptly smack the Hell out of her
Dodge4x4Ram 46
that was funny 16
IcemistDragon 20
Could use some more information on what happened after before I vote on this..=p..lol..I certainly hope one of you set her straight...
chuka81 27
What kind of church allows its youth to go around fighting for hugs?
Cestrella 12
Most of the youth groups I went to as a kid were just an excuse for kids to see their boyfriend/girlfriend they weren't suppose to have and hold hands in the back row. Or even make out with exceptionally in observant proctors.
graceinsheepwear 34
Me too, 42. As a teen, we got more action at CCD than anywhere else.
kiaora_fml 11
Church or no church I would have pulled the nutjob off of my boyfriend and given her a piece of my mind, update please OP
4kickin 8
Should've told her envy is a sin
Cestrella 12
Should have hugged her from behind and whispered in her ear "I can dig it."
astralvagan 20
I like the way you think
Inked0803 12
If that were me a fight would've broke out **** that noise