Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML
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Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML
Today, I got home from a business trip and found my wife in bed with my sister. She tried to claim they had just had a girls' night and fell asleep watching a movie, even though when I caught them, they were naked, wet and my wife’s head was buried in my sister's crotch. Movie night, sure. FML
Today, I abandoned my wife at a family party when her sister's husband cornered me and began telling me about his amputee fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s soon to be ex-wife was supposed to go on a trip with her sister, so I came over for the weekend while she was gone. She came home saying she’s not going anymore because her sister cancelled. I had to wait inside a hot closet for 4 hours hungry as fuck until I could escape when she was showering. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I walked in on my live-in sister masturbating my husband. He currently has injuries on both arms and they’re both in a cast. She told me he was “horny” and needed to “take some pressure off” so she wanted to “help” because she "was home at the time.” They both seriously see nothing wrong with this. FML
Today, my sister slept with my boyfriend while I was at work providing for the both of them as well as our child. I let her move in after our mother kicked her out. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
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LeonKennedy45 10
You should convince him to pay you gas money
rouh_fml 4
Did the sister say leave? She's only the only one who matters here, you didn't go for her husband, you went for her!
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Comments (56)
mzdaisylynn 12
just go get a coffee or something to eat. Go to Barnes & Noble. After about a hour, go back to your sisters. Not a problem.
aok0989 10
I don't understand why you'd need to leave just so they can have sex? Don't they have a bedroom to go do that in? And did they really need to have sex the moment you got there? They live together, and you live 4 hours away. I'm pretty sure hanging out with you at that moment is more important than having sex.
ZombieSazza 34
Why couldn't they have had sex in the 4 hours it took for you to travel? Radical thought...
gc327072 31
Eh, just go loiter somewhere for ~2 hours.
moonwing 17
did they know you'd be coming to visit? it could be that they had planned to have sex and you interrupted it. however, it was extremely rude either way, and your sister should have stood up for you.
thejimler 9
Tell him that you'll be back in one minute because that is how long he'll last. But honestly unless you had interrupted them mid-sex there is no reason for him to brush you off like that.
WizardJeremy 13
What the hell? Who does that jerk think he is? Op drove 4 hours to visit his sister and as he got there her husband wanted him to leave to have sex???? Love life and sex life should never ever come before family. He should know that you cant just kick out a brother or sister of their partner because of just a little thing that lasts for a few minutes while he waited 4 hours! Op also a guest who didn't interupt any way or upset anyone except that douchebag of a husband who wants to get it on. What did ops sister see in him?
icepick23 12
If you were hot, he would have asked you to stay & join, or at least operate the camera. Maybe try P90X?
Caitlon 6
Is sex a new concept for you?
l00k 6
I wouldn't talk to her again… @OP