Today, I went to visit my sister, who lives four hours away from me. I'd only just sat down on their couch when her husband told me I needed to leave so they could have sex. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I rushed home because my wife called to let me know she was feeling horny for the first time after getting over a bad flu. I walked in the door and surprise surprise, her sister had called round, wanting sympathy after her latest fuckbuddy dumped her. Romantic mood ruined. FML
Today, I got home from a business trip and found my wife in bed with my sister. She tried to claim they had just had a girls' night and fell asleep watching a movie, even though when I caught them, they were naked, wet and my wife’s head was buried in my sister's crotch. Movie night, sure. FML
Today, I abandoned my wife at a family party when her sister's husband cornered me and began telling me about his amputee fetish. FML
Today, my boyfriend’s soon to be ex-wife was supposed to go on a trip with her sister, so I came over for the weekend while she was gone. She came home saying she’s not going anymore because her sister cancelled. I had to wait inside a hot closet for 4 hours hungry as fuck until I could escape when she was showering. FML
Today, I saw my sister’s husband kissing another woman in a restaurant. I lost it, flipped their table, and got the cops called on all of us. Turns out they’re poly and she’s their third. Or she was going to be. My sister is now mad at me for “scaring her off”. My bad. FML
Today, I was talking to my boyfriend about some recent family drama my sister has been causing. He quickly lost interest and started jacking off right next to me. FML
Today, I walked in on my live-in sister masturbating my husband. He currently has injuries on both arms and they’re both in a cast. She told me he was “horny” and needed to “take some pressure off” so she wanted to “help” because she "was home at the time.” They both seriously see nothing wrong with this. FML
Today, my sister slept with my boyfriend while I was at work providing for the both of them as well as our child. I let her move in after our mother kicked her out. FML
Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML
Today, I went onto my computer and found a cyber sex conversation between my sister and my girlfriend. FML
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Top comments
LeonKennedy45 10
You should convince him to pay you gas money
rouh_fml 4
Did the sister say leave? She's only the only one who matters here, you didn't go for her husband, you went for her!
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Comments (56)
laughmaster 9
What did your sister say??
Fuzzynavel 10
Should have whipped out the curling iron.
FeelingIT 10
*Activate sense of humor*! My husband does this to my friends occasionally. He doesn't have a romantic bone in his body and is a perv to the core. Luckily for my friends, I can leave the room and return in 3 minutes or less and no one has to hear my husband beg and complain for hours.
Omniprism 15
Wtf. Tell him to **** off and why didn't they do it before you got there. What an asshole. I hope he was joking.
kaduzy 12
You should have just said, "No problem! I'll be back in ten minutes."
RedPillSucks 33
or "No problem, I'll just watch".
chuckcloninger 12
And your sister said what?
asia3pea90 13
You must've been hot, because he wants to pretend like she is you.
Ellae_fml 7
I'm sure you could have just taken a 5 minute walk and continue the visit.
swicots 4
Your sister is terrible
FweakofCydonia 40
Well, what did the sister say?