Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
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Top comments
imseksie 0
What the hell. Do me a favor and tell him that at least your breasts are bigger than his balls!
SkoomaKi 28
Your best possible response: "I'll take your shorts, it's not like they're covering anything".
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Comments (185)
Angelrose2004 17
If it makes you feel any better, my fiancé has bigger boobs than me. I'm quite jealous!
wellnevermind 4
This could be an FML o.O
Angelrose2004 17
Well crap! I missed out on my once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to create my very own fml. FML
gonad_gobbler 1
You said "a swimsuit was required to go on the rides." You, you planning on riding the rides naked until someone said something?
white16sox 19
Nope she meant wearing a gorilla outfit.
annagilbert 6
I was thinking the same thing... girls these days, smh.
thatoneguy79 10
I prefer to wear my swim suit over my gorilla suit; don't want people getting upset over a naked gorilla.
I_Punch_Babies 7
YDI for not thinking to bring a spare swimsuit. at least your fiancee thought to bring extra shorts in case something happened to his.
mckibben 7
Were you punched as a baby?
I_Punch_Babies 7
no just by a bunch of 6 year olds lol
mckibben 7
Haha oh. They can be viscous little ones. Cute then deadly.
Fasterkill 6
Yes, because that's how everyone thinks when they make a trip to a water park. "Did you remember to bring a spare bathing suit? You know, just in case the other happens to get savagely ripped off in a slide accident." I don't know about the rest of you hooligans, but I only have one bikini.
I_Punch_Babies 7
slide accidents arent the only thing that can happen to a bathing suit. one can also have a shart or a sudden onset of explosive diahhrea or being visited by aunt flo while on a water slide. these are just some of many things that can happen. but then again ive seen some girls that can get away with not having a bathing suit at all but only if they are at a nude beach or have a flat chest and a full on hair diaper.
Snafuusmc 12
Kinda messed up but then again it's either go on the ride or not.
Roflsauruz 12
Pretty sure you can't go on the rides topless. And it wouldn't be any fun to have to hold her top together the whole time, either.
reddudeover 2
54 - it would be fun for all the pervs watching. ;p
sweetmama88 6
Tell him to take a walk ! And find another boyfriend that will appreciate your body for what it is .
danielwilliams57 6
Sexy.
ICastillo 25
Hey big or small you have to love them all.
luvscomplic8ed 6
Ouch...
courtneyschrader 0
That's just wrong I would slap him! (:
perdix 31
Sounds like an FML for both of you. Your boyfriend must either be desperate, unattractive or poor, or you must have an absolutely magnificent ass.