Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend bought a bikini he wanted me to wear in our hot tub. Unfortunately, I ran out of swimsuits for my daily swim at the public pool, so I took the new bikini. Now I know why he wanted to be alone when I wore it, as water turns it see-through and melts the stitching so it falls off. FML
Today, at the beach, my boyfriend picked me up and carried me over his shoulder. I felt my bikini top come undone in the process. I panicked and pulled down on his shorts. We were fined for indecent exposure. FML
Today, I went to the beach. While I was swimming, I noticed a few really hot guys passing. Trying to be sexy, I slowly got out of the water, showing off my body. I showed a bit more than I expected when I realized my bikini bottom had fallen off. FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, at a pool party, I had forgotten to bring a swim suit, so I went in in my bra and shorts. After everyone screaming and telling me to put my shirt back on, I asked, "Why? It's the same as a bikini." My best friend told me it was because no one wanted to see me topless. FML
Today, at the pool, I tried to impress the hot lifeguard by doing the perfect dive. Afterward, I realized my shorts were floating through the water. FML
Today, I dove into the water perfectly, and my bikini bottoms came off. I splashed around nervously. This guy must have thought I was drowning, and dove in to save me. He emerged from the water carrying a half naked girl. FML
Today, while at the waterpark, some guy came up to me and profusely thanked me for wearing a one-piece swimsuit. FML
Today, an ocean wave tore off my bikini bottoms. It took me a few seconds to notice after I stood up, by which time all of my friends, and quite a few other people, had seen my downstairs zone and laughed at me since I recently trimmed it into a love heart shape for my boyfriend. FML
Today, I went to the pool with my new white bathers. I felt really good about myself because everyone was staring at me until this hot guy came up to me and said "Dude, your bathers are see-through. You need to shave!" FML
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Top comments
imseksie 0
What the hell. Do me a favor and tell him that at least your breasts are bigger than his balls!
SkoomaKi 28
Your best possible response: "I'll take your shorts, it's not like they're covering anything".
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Comments (185)
Needafarm 22
I hope that doesn't mean that he might have a thing for boys or girls who look like boys. ugh.
karishmo 2
I like women with flat chests ;)
Calyx_fml 22
So did you wear them? Tiny ******* are hot!
ganjaone 2
I bet u're still beautiful. Screw that asshole
furion89 0
Hey look at it this way...he's still with you even though your flat-chested..that has to mean something
ohdearinsanity 3
aww ????
fairydust91 2
Kick him in the balls. He deserves it.
miked80 2
U flat chested hahaha
THE_A_TEEN 28
Aww look, a Douchebag with no consideration for a woman's feelings.
HahaYDI 0
How could anyone on the planet be stupid enough to say something like that? That's essentially a death wish lol
thatoneguy79 10
With somewhere around 300 billion people on this rock, there is some stupid enough to do most anything.
selenathesinger 0
Awww that's horrible dump his mudda effin a**