Today, I asked a guy if I could finally meet his mom after we’ve been exclusive for almost a year now. He goes, "You’re special, but you’re not THAT special." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML
Today, I expressed my feelings to a guy I've liked for a long time. He basically turned me down because I have the same name as his mom, and dating me would be too weird. FML
Today, my mom asked all the old ladies in her church to pray that I meet "someone special". FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother introduced me as his "friend". We've been together for 10 years. FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
Today, I asked my mom to tell me how she met my dad, because after 15 years me and my dad are finally working on our relationship. My mom thought it was a good time to tell me he’s not my father, and that my biological father wants to meet me this week. FML
Today, completely excited, I told my mom about this guy from high school that I had really liked and who had found me on Facebook. He said he regretted not asking me out in high school and offered to fly me out to visit him. Her response? "Has he seen what you look like now?" FML
Today, I had a first date with a guy I met online. And his mom. FML
Today, I met the most amazing man ever, we were surrounded by a bunch of pretty women, but he picked me. He was so romantic and sweet, and when we were about 2 weeks into the relationship, I wanted to introduce him to my mom, when I woke up and it was all a dream. FML
Today, I was hanging with my boyfriend. When his mom came to pick him up, he introduced me. She talked to me politely and I thought we hit it off very well. As I was walking away, I heard her say, "That's your new girlfriend? Honey, you could do so much better." FML
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manb91uk 22
My response; "Well, you ARE that single..."
tounces7 28
He said it jokingly, right? And then said it was fine afterwords? Because if he was even the slightest bit serious I hope you dumped his ass on the spot.
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manb91uk 22
My response; "Well, you ARE that single..."
pjsr 33
What? You’re dating him too! Have you met his mom?
manb91uk 22
Nope, that's why I dumped him. Nobody doesn't take me home to meet the mother and gets away with it! 😂
PenguinPal3017 19
Call me old fashioned, but back in my day we didn't meet parents until the wedding, and that's the way we liked it.
Emma Marshall 19
That's so ******* dumb
Rabite 28
Isn't it nice that in this time and age people have a real relationship with their parents and like to share their life with them?
inappropes 31
I guess sarcasm is a lost knowledge. idiots.
ThatGuy9679 13
doesn't seem like sarcasm and even if it was sarcasm translates poorly through text
ThatGuy9679 13
doesn't seem like sarcasm and even if it was sarcasm translates poorly through text
ThatGuy9679 13
doesn't seem like sarcasm and even if it was sarcasm translates poorly through text
Rabite 28
No, there are just too many stupid people with weird views around, that after a while you have to assume that people really mean it when they say stupid over the top stuff.
tranced_ 45
Atleast he's being honest! You've got to give him that.
nyes 17
Count yourself lucky; boyfriend mothers are the worst
J_Kertz 14
I don’t know why people are downvoting this, because this is a widely known fact. Lol
tounces7 28
He said it jokingly, right? And then said it was fine afterwords? Because if he was even the slightest bit serious I hope you dumped his ass on the spot.
RichardPencil 32
I keep thinking “Mother” is a skeleton in a dress in a rocking chair.
CookieMonsterNomNom 10
Hilarious
chosha_fml 27
After a year? Sorry OP, but you really should break this off and look for someone who not only thinks you are special, but also would never say something like that to you. You know you’re worth more than that, right?
Rabite 28
Being exclusive isn't the same as being a couple. Even after almost one year.
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
There's always truth in jest.
cdaspirit 15
“Guess I’m not special enough to be your girlfriend” and dump his ass!!!!