Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
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alki_fml 5
I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
megabstr 0
Today, I finally got to watch a movie after 3 months in hospital. I didn't feel very well since the air conditioner was too strong, and suddenly some girls started throwing things at me for no reason. I had to go back to the hospital that night. FML
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Comments (430)
pokurfayce 0
wow you're a bitch.
gorgonzola_fml 0
#43 and everyone else who had issues with my comment: no, lmao, I don't throw popcorn at strangers. I never said I did or would. I'm just saying throwing popcorn's not as big of a deal as everyone's making it out to be :/
Kyothine 0
Wow. This is unbelievable.
sunny_fml 0
wow. even if a guy makes pervvy noises during a movie, u dnt throw popcorn at him. u MOVE UR SEAT. and if u cant, then deal with it, or turn around and ask him to stop. wat u did was not mature. way to be..u fail.
muse88 0
thats messed up...throwing popcorn is really immature anywho...
IngenuityGap 0
You deserved that you immature *****. Is it that hard to turn around and see what the **** the problem is?
marris 0
You decided the guy was perverted enough to start harassing him without even so much as glancing back to see if he needed help? You deserve to be banned from that theatre for life. What if that man had been having a partial seizure? he'd have looked just like you at the end of the movie, and would have walked out just like you. You can't always tell someone has a disability by looking at them, so next time use a little thing called "common sense" and not "harass people for the fun of being a beotch"
TheCrow471 0
Contrary to popular belief, not everything is about you. Stop being so self centered, OP.
krishna1791 0
dude why the **** would you throw popcorn at someone in the first place? you deserved that shit
20batman09 0
r u and ur friends the skanks in your class