Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, my friends and I saw a movie. We sat in the balcony. Halfway during the movie we heard a commotion, thinking it was a group of unruly teenagers like us, we began to pelt the lower half of the theater with candy. We later learned that it was a man having a heart attack. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. He went to get popcorn and I went to the bathroom. Thinking he had got back before me, I sat down next to him in the theater. I leaned in to kiss him, then realized it was some 70-year-oldish woman. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, at the cinema, I sat next to a guy who couldn’t stand a minute without laughing or making comments about the film. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
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alki_fml 5
I hope you're ashamed of yourself.
megabstr 0
Today, I finally got to watch a movie after 3 months in hospital. I didn't feel very well since the air conditioner was too strong, and suddenly some girls started throwing things at me for no reason. I had to go back to the hospital that night. FML
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serenitylater 0
In one of my foreign language classes a couple of years ago, we had this kid who only attended for 1 semester. The rest of us went on to 2-3. I'm not sure if he passed the first. Anyway, he was about 5'10" and 320. Instead of a desk he had a small table in the corner with a "Disability Services" property bar on it. The only other time I've seen these used is for wheelchair-bound students. This kid breathed heavily through the entire class. Nobody wanted to get partnered with him for partner or group exercises, because then you could really hear it while you were trying to do your group work. We called him Darth Vader.
Shadesville 0
Thats exactly why I always think before I react Though I can fail epicly at speaking .. =/
TAGM 0
And I supose you didn't think, at all, to LOOK at who you were throwing popcorn at? Or maybe turning around and just managing to stop yourself saying "**** off pervert?"
dooblabox 0
Where is this man's FML post? Bad shit probably happens to him all the time. And you're the one complaining? You definitely didn't even apologize afterwards.
amykillswitch 0
ummm yeah you deserved that one. i feel bad for the dude.
clashcityrocker1 0
wow you really should feel ashamed for yourselves. i hope you apologized to the man in the wheelchair.
inlimbo11 0
what a bunch of conceited little *****. the truth in this story is that they wanted it to be some pervy guy breathing heavy because he wanted to **** them.
JaelynneRose 0
wow what a bitch move...
xoxnicole318 0
Poor guy. F his life, not yours. People like you burn in hell.
Mish_fml 0
Aww that's so sad of the guy. :/ Not only is he physically disabled, but now he's probably emotionally scarred. I guess it's understandable like some other person said above me that it's a dark theatre and you don't know who's who. I hope you sincerely apologized to him. If you didn't, then screw you. :/