Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
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Top comments
Defiant47 0
Best to talk about things like that when in complete privacy.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for being a creeper.
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Comments (88)
kmgentil 0
i hate it when people talk about things like that when my parents r around
ultraslick 0
Have you ever heard of whispering? I don't want to go to a theatre and have to listen to you rambling on and on about how much you want to nail some guy.
cactus_fml 0
YDI for using his name (or some dead givaway detail) in a public place. Be more careful with your secrets. :P
lilfuzz409 0
creeps get nowhere in life. ydi weirdo (:
Shots_HK 0
Bad luck for either 1) Getting fooled by somebody sitting behind you 2) Just plain bad luck.
jumpinjordan1 0
Lol...... Thats funny. That must suck. I agree with the last comment, she could have been pulling your leg
cmac86 24
you can stalk me Hun. I won't mind. I promise.
person1000003 0
Lmao
Brooklynxman 0
Ahhhh, so you are a creep. FYL b/c YDI Your life is ****** because you are a creep, and yet you deserve it, because you are a creep. PS Please dont stalk me Im just being honest.
ernie9 3
pedo