Today, I went to the movies with my best friend. While waiting for it to start, I went on to describe this guy I really liked and how badly I wanted to do him. Just then the girl sitting behind us leans down and says "That's my little brother. So you're the creeper he talks about." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the movies. A really cute girl sat beside me. I tried to strike up a conversation with her until she turned to look at me and I realized he was a guy. I couldn't even finish the movie because I felt his judging eyes burn holes into me the entire time. FML
Today, I went to the movies with a girl I like, then we went to grab a bite afterwards. She spent most of the time telling me how much she dislikes my best friend because he hooked up with a new girl. I then found out the two had been "talking" for a while. FML
Today, I went to the cinema with a girl I like. Knowing she has a bit of a soft spot for me, I was keen to sit in the back row. Too bad her sister tagged along, insisted that we sit somewhere else, and scolded me every time I so much looked at her. I ended up paying for the unwanted guest as well. FML
Today, I was sitting in a theater waiting for the movie to start when a hot guy sat next to me. Trying to impress him, I made seemingly witty comments to my friend throughout the movie. When it ended, he loudly complained to his friends about the 'annoying girl' sitting next to him. FML
Today, I asked a buddy of mine if he wanted to go see a movie. He said he was busy, so I decided to go alone. Midway through, the couple behind me was making out and kicking my seat. I turned around, and it's my ex-girlfriend making out with my buddy. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my friend and two pretty girls. During the movie, he made out with both of them, while I sat there awkwardly and watched the movie. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush to a movie. What I didn't realise is that she would bring a "friend" along, and that I would have to sit next to them making out for 2 hours. FML
Today, my two friends and I went to the movies. One of my friends brought my crush. They started making out, leaning over the armrest, until they were practically in my lap. Saliva got on my arm. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML
Today, I was at the cinema. There was a really tall woman in front of me and whenever I leaned to the right or left she would lean to the same side I do. Later, she started laughing. They guy next to her was telling her where I moved. FML
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Defiant47 0
Best to talk about things like that when in complete privacy.
deaditegirl 0
YDI for being a creeper.
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Comments (88)
Ub3r_Crippl3 0
YDI for being a creep (not creeper, that's the most annoying word ever, stop saying it!!!!), and for talking in a movie theater. STFU and watch the movie.
skullbuster 0
Here, here!! WTF is with this word 'creeper' all of a sudden? I hope this doesn't really find it's way in to casual conversation because it is ANNOYING!
ashole1990 10
creeper creeper creeper
lmmmr 0
Creeper is an awesome word. You lose.
Jazzywrites007 2
No, We don't lose. Creeper and Thinger are words that Dumb ass kids have established in order to feel cool and creative by mangling the Language. I ******* HATE that word and I'm Drop kicking the first Person who says it aloud in front of me in person. Drop-kicking them.
DameGreyWulf 1
"Creeper" has been a word for a long while now, just so you know, with multiple meanings besides someone who creeps, along with actually being a type of plant. Either way, OP, stop acting like a creep? Seriously, what the hell... "MAN, I WISH THIS GUY WOULD STICK HIS **** IN ME SO BAD" right in the middle of a theater? I have no doubt at all that you are in fact a creep.
CitizenSnipz 0
I enjoy reading Internet arguments unfold :3
btchh 0
omg; hahaha!! but maybe she could be also lying, you know??
definatelywierd 0
Why didn't you just stop her in her tracks and say, "Bitch you best mind your own bizness"
Jaywin 3
Well damn stop being a creeper. But I am also a fan of House MD.
inface2b 0
wat movie was it?
Zero2Sixty 0
oh god your freakin disgusting for even talking about that at the movies where everyone can hear you because you are in public , it's bad enough that you have to whine about the guy you like ; YDI you creep .
jchag 0
hahahaha, booked, thats right, his sister TOLD YOU, better learn to shut your mouth next time because obviously the guy doesn't like you. And she probably heard you because you we're a loud mouth bitch. YDI
AnnaSeptic 0
I don't think you nessecarily deserve it. Yeah, you could be a creeper, but the guy could also be a paranoid jerk who blew things out of proportion. Best not to talk about how you want to do someone in public though. Or she could have been lying to you to mess with you?
deserved 3
I don't think she meant it. I've done stuff like that before when people around me are talking about stupid stuff and it's annoying me. I highly doubt it's her little brother that everyone says you're stalking.
XTheDesertSongX 17
maybe she was uh... kidding??? like maybe she just wanted to scare you and make you think he didn't like you :) oh, and #3, maybe she accidentally pressed the male button?