Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML
Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML
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frecktured 14
I think those words were for the gynaecologist
MissVeracity 12
Better than words like "disease" and "infertility"
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Comments (51)
imtooshy 18
Nothing says relaxation like a cold speculum to open you up while you're poked at and freezing. I'm not sure what's more relaxing, this or a slit throat. Smfh, no matter what words are written its so uncomfortable.
armyaggie 11
Uh, I don't see how this is an FML unless it was your first time and you actually thought that being opened up and prodded was going to be relaxing and enjoyable. What would you expect them to put on the walls? Irritate? Discomfort? They are going to put stuff to at least try to calm your nerves, and give the place a positive feel-- I don't see what the problem with that is.
goose12321 11
No, that's my is.
hplover7 11
Um yea not really sure how this is an FML? Much worse things can happen in your life than your gynocologist trying to make you feel more comfortable.....
strike2867 13
Was their waiting room music Tunnel of Love?
RedPillSucks 33
Love Shack
Dusty_Busters 15
Oh no! They had nice words on the wall?!? How did you ever survive you poor poor thing!?
worldclassrager 41
There*
buddy51 23
OP- Make sure you "relax" and "enjoy" so much that you let out a moan when the GYN touches you- I learned from FML that leads to even better FML postings.....
LookAttMyyLifee 12
Get. Out. Now
Lufflebunny_fml 5
How exactly is this an FML???? It's not something personal or bad, OP, get over it!