Today, I went to the gynecologist. In the waiting room they had decorative words that spelled out "Relax" and "Enjoy". FML
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Today, I went to my gynecologist's for a check-up. After the doctor checked me I went to the bathroom. It turns out the walls aren't soundproofed, because I could hear the doctor telling his assistant, "God! How did she ever find a husband?" FML
Today, I was very tense as I sat in the chair for my gyno appointment, so the doctor repeatedly told me to relax, in order for her to do the routine exam. I then overcompensated and relaxed so much, I accidentally farted in her face. FML
Today, I went to see my gynecologist. She was writing my symptoms up in my chart on her computer. After a little while, I noticed that she had a confused look on her face and was reading something instead. When I took a peek at the computer screen, I saw that she was Googling my symptoms. FML
Today, I went to the dentist; no one was in the waiting room so I danced around and mouthed songs that were on the radio. It wasn't till after I went to the counter and saw the receptionists laughing like a pack of hyenas that I realized there was a camera. FML
Today, I went into hospital and was being treated by a really cute doctor. Not knowing that I was going to end up here, I put on novelty underwear this morning. Well, at least he found the little green glow-in-the-dark skulls amusing. FML
Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
Today, I was sitting in the doctor's waiting room and thought that I was alone. I let rip two massive farts before realising there was a very short woman behind the computer screen at the desk. FML
Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
Today, I had a conversation with another patient in my gyno's waiting room. It was about her getting pregnant in a truck while passed out drunk, her therapist's frequent use of a "For Dummies" books, and how she had waxed and oiled everything to impress our doctor. FML
Today, I listened to a woman take an extremely fragrant crap while I waited for my pregnacy test result in the Target bathroom. FML
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frecktured 14
I think those words were for the gynaecologist
MissVeracity 12
Better than words like "disease" and "infertility"
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Comments (51)
Fedezzer 20
Yeah, well, just don't relax too much, ok?
Koshman32 7
How is that a FML?
xx000o 27
They may have been left there from the previous tennant.
tay_liz7 5
It's not my favorite place, but it's not completely horrible. Not to the extent that I'd say I enjoy it..but maybe I would if I had a sexy male doctor that gave happy endings every time.. Lol. Maybe thats what they meant! They have a sexy male doctor ready to give you a happy ending(if you're clean) so relax..and enjoy.;) just a positive way of looking at it.
Dilwann 27
You watch too much ****.
Futacy 30
Go sit in the corner.
Olympiakos10 15
Enjoy as my hand enters your...
Futacy 30
Your what??? Oh my gosh, the suspense is killing me!
RedPillSucks 33
Twinkie
Enslaved 38
Frankie wants you to "Relax" too! :P
graceinsheepwear 34
How funny. I am reading this in gown (open to the front) and drape waiting for my doc to give me the good old speculum once over. While relax may be good advice, enjoy-not so much. Taken together, it sounds eerily like a date rape line: "Relax and enjoy it."
Kc1001 14
just relax. let the gynecologist do the rest.
dathan 14
Oh no. :( Your life sucks soooo much pfft if I were you I'd become so depressed damn. Pure horror.
SiegeOfTheSiren 9
"Relax" and "Enjoy" are better than "This is going to suck, and it will make you very uncomfortable."