Today, I went to the game with my boss and some people he does business with on his tab. I got so drunk that I blacked out, threw up all over the table, and passed out in the bathroom. I woke up alone with my body reeking of vomit, and no phone. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got a little too drunk at my best friend's birthday party and threw up in the pub bathroom. I wiped everything up, composed myself, and went back to the party table before promptly throwing up on myself in front of the whole pub. FML
Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML
Today, I went to get drinks for the first time with a guy I'd been talking to. He drank 4 drinks in the span of 30 minutes, and fell asleep at the table. I went to the bathroom before getting the check, and I came back to find he'd thrown up all over our table. Needless to say, I left without saying a word to him and deleted his number. FML
Today, I was at my boss's house for a company BBQ. Earlier I had taken muscle relaxants to calm my lower back pain. After a few drinks it was clear the alcohol and medication did not mix. I woke up few hours later to find out I had stripped naked and jumped into the 4-foot cake before passing out. FML
Today, I woke up in my boss’s sofa. I was covered in vomit, my head was hurting too much, and the only thing I could remember from the party the day before was that I was holding hands with my boss. I thought the story ended there but turns out I bit him on the neck, not once, not twice, but thrice. FML
Today, after my work's Christmas party, everyone got so drunk that I had to help one of my only sober co-workers take everyone home and clean up vomit. FML
Today, I went to work completely hung over. I was at my desk for 5 minutes before security threw me out on my ass. Apparently, I’m hung over because I got fired yesterday and got blackout drunk, completely forgetting that I had been fired. FML
Today, I woke up after passing out at a very small house party. I'd set a three drink limit, but apparently nobody listened, because there were beer cans everywhere, half my stuff was on the floor, and someone had shat in my bathtub. I had to clean all of it up alone. FML
Today, I woke up after going to a rave with some friends. I got very nauseous and sat down behind a garbage bin outside to puke. I sat directly on fresh pee. About an hour later, I sat down on a toilet seat also covered in pee. I forgot to shower when I got home. FML
Today, I woke up in the shower at my coworker's house, with my clothes on and soaking wet. Apparently, the night before I drank too much and punched my best friend. The sad part is, I passed out on the couch, but somehow ended up in the shower, facing the wrong way. FML
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zrhcrx 0
it's called learning your limit bud...do you still have a job?
McLaughlane 0
damn...YDI for not knowing when to stop. Especially around your boss.
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survivalism 0
YDI because I hate it when people say "the game." WHAT game?!
CasualMaggot 0
Guys, guys.. He's obviously not an alcoholic.. they wouldn't barf, nor have a job. This could just easily have been avoided by eating food, drinking water, or drinking less alcohol. But when you haven't been drunk in a while, and you haven't eaten so much, this is easily misjudged and you lose yourself in the moment. I think that the person who wrote this should have more than 300 letters to explain his misbehaviour.. Considering his pathetic approach of gaining sympathy.
thekid0301 0
you should get a rape kit check if your a girl to make sure you didnt get raped
thekid0301 0
you should get a rape kit check if your a girl to make sure you didnt get raped
BeyondImage 0
If ii makes you feel any better I got so drunk that I dislocated my ankle and fractured my leg all while pulling on pants just got the cast off yesterday! CasualMaggot is right,
wordgirl 0
I'm not sure how that happens...at what point did you decide that drinking to excess was a good idea in front of your boss? Was it the lure of liquor on somebody else's tab? At any rate, that was pukka stupid, dude.
cthulhu1138 1
Know your limits. If your boss takes you out drinking with business associates, it's to do business, not get drunk. This isn't some college frat party where you brag to your friends how much you drank last night. You'll want to limit yourself to 3 or 4 servings of alcohol, depending on your tolerance (NOTE: most mixed drinks contain more than one serving).
Some___Guy 0
Grow up.
blahdsflksfd 0
Anyone who gets drunk should be shot.
ladidadi 0
WTF? Was this your first time drinking or something? I can't believe that, in this economy, someone who would do something this dumb still has a job while tons of innocent, hardworking people who would never DREAM of doing something like this have gotten laid off/fired.