Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
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drybamboo 0
That was a bit selfish of you. There are such things as allergy medicine. To some people, their pets are like their children. And for you to make such an ultimatum is an asshole move. Good job.
jesslackszazz 0
To be honest, i'd choose the cat as well.
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GloomySkyz 0
Tell her that her cat cant have sex with her. Maybe shell reconsider
thecoralreef731 0
screw that girl. cats suck. kill it, then if she wines about it punch her in the face
firefalcon 0
Never, ever make someone choose between you and their pets... Not only will you get dumped (if they have a brain at all), but you'll show them just how much of an asshole you really are. :D
ConSeannery 0
Why would you force someone you care about to give up something they love? At the risk of sounding cheesy, animals are partner energies to us. They help us in ways that humans can't - so much so that an unconditional bond can be created in a very short time. Like other posters have said, there are such things as anti-allergy medicines and in time you may get less allergic to the animal. I guess she saw your true character after you gave the ultimatum and broke up with you as a result.
lawoct22 0
hahahaha thata girl sorry I would so do the same thing!
urluvlifesux 0
why couldnt you just take medicine for the allergies? you totally deserve that. i would never choose a guy over my cats.
fastnfuriousrox 0
i guess i understand that. i have a dog, and i would do anything for him. =/
catwoman_fml 0
I'd definitely do the same thing. My boyfriend's allergic to cats and he knew going into the relationship how much I LOVE cats, and he accepts it. If you really loved your girlfriend, you wouldn't have made her choose. YDI
mimblewimble_fml 0
Boyfriend of two years? Or cat of probably 5+ years? HMMMM
laffytacky_fml 0
doesn't that mean she chose to get rid of the cat? that's a good thing! not a bad one!