Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
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drybamboo 0
That was a bit selfish of you. There are such things as allergy medicine. To some people, their pets are like their children. And for you to make such an ultimatum is an asshole move. Good job.
jesslackszazz 0
To be honest, i'd choose the cat as well.
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rednecktified89 0
I wouldve chosen the cat too... not because it's the better option, but because then the cat would be on it's own, abandoned. You could always find another girl
LadyReptar 0
#6 exactly!
KeiIshiyama 10
I'll be blunt: that was a douche move on your part for making her choose between you, so you pretty much set yourself up for that. They DO make allergy medicines and such to lessen the reaction. And think about it: you are a human being. You can survive just fine on your own. But all that cat's got, especially if it's domesticated, is its owners. If I were your girlfriend, I'd keep my cat, too. It can't live alone. On the other note, it sucks that she chose the at over you. So, I'm giving you the benefit of the doubt and I'm clicking FYL as well as YDI.
lilac268 0
I think ur ex gf posted one about this on here......
lilac268 0
I think ur ex gf posted one about this on here......
lawl93 5
you shouldnt have made her choose u can get medicine to help you're allergies
pippacrawford 4
Eh, to be completely honest, I'd choose the cat as well. Boyfriends come and go. Pets are family.
tinycheerleader 3
I wouldnt give my pet up for anything. She's a smart gf for choosing the pet
keidus324 6
Don't give people ultimatums, they'll always choose the other thing over you.
kdskin 1
His girlfriend was stupid. Is her cat gonna pay the bills
Serisent 26
Perhaps she is perfectly self-sufficient and can pay her own bills.