Today, I went to the doctor to find out why I've been feeling so sick the past several weeks. Turns out, I'm severely allergic to the cat of my girlfriend of two years. I told her "It's me or the cat." She chose the cat. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my mom I'm severely allergic to my cat and that the doctor told me it would be best to get rid of the cat. Somewhat jokingly, I told her it was either me or the cat. She chose the cat. She was serious too. FML
Today, to celebrate moving into a new apartment, my girlfriend decided she would get a kitten. She didn't know I'm allergic to cats. When I told her, she decided that she couldn't date someone who couldn't be around her cat; the one she doesn't have yet. FML
Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML
Today, my boyfriend woke up wheezing terribly, aching, and sneezing. He's allergic to cats. I have 2 and they are my babies. He gave me an ultimatum, him or the cats. I haven't figured out how I'm going to tell him that I choose the cats. FML
Today, I told my wife if she wanted to get a divorce, she just had to get a cat since I'm deathly allergic. She got two. FML
Today, after being diagnosed with cat allergies, I explained to my cat-loving boyfriend that the doctor strongly recommended not allowing the cat in the bedroom. At 1:30 a.m. my boyfriend got out of the bed to go sleep in the spare room because, "the cat is sad." FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, I went to the doctor for allergy testing. Apparently, one of my worst allergies is cats. I'm a "crazy cat lady" who loves anything cat-related and has 3 cats. Allergy shots, here I come. FML
Today, I bought a kitten. I've wanted a cat for years and decided to finally buy one now that I have my own apartment. It turns out I'm allergic to cats. FML
Today, after 3 years of studying to be a veterinarian, I found out I may not be able to continue. It's not because I'm failing my classes, but because my body has developed an allergy to cats. FML
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drybamboo 0
That was a bit selfish of you. There are such things as allergy medicine. To some people, their pets are like their children. And for you to make such an ultimatum is an asshole move. Good job.
jesslackszazz 0
To be honest, i'd choose the cat as well.
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Comments (270)
omgyourface 0
I don't know many people who wouldn't choose their cat over some guy...I wouldn't give my cat up for the world. It was dumb of you to think that she would just give her cat away like that.
goneblah 0
That's what you get for giving her an ultimatum.
jennaleighhh 0
thats what you learn from trying to break up a girl and her cat.
mavrick1915 0
this is why you never ever make a girl choose between you and something else, it puts her in a corner and then makes them resent you for making them choose, and they will usually dump you... moral of the story don't make girls choose just find a way to get around the problem, like getting rid of the cat with out her knowing or just don't go to her house.
DelSDelT 0
I hate people who give ultamatums in order to get what they want. I would dump you on principle.
mattmag 0
You deserved that. I would choose my cat over anyone.
TheNameless_fml 0
IMO, you deserved that one. You can't just give someone an ultimatum like that, it's shitty.
Kitola 2
My cat would've won. There's allergy shots for that issue. Hell, my brother had severe cat allergies and married a woman with 6 cats. Thanks to the allergy shots, he's fine in that house.
theeman2000 0
i'm sure they make meds for pet allergies. i would have taken the cat. i dont even like cats. :P
jadiyy 3
can't you take those allergy things? and i would pick my cat over my boyfriend anytime. i'm sorry but, you just can't make someone pick a guy over their pet.