Anonymous
United States
Today, I went to the bathroom and my pee split into 4 different streams, none of which actually hit the toilet. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
pissingcontest
United States
Today, I had to take a serious piss. I started urinating and leaned back slightly on my heels. Somehow I lost my balance and fell backward, hitting my head on the wall behind me and spraying myself and my entire bathroom with my own pee. FML
Yuk
Toronto, Canada
Slam dunk
Today, I was pissing in a bathroom and I tossed my empty energy drink can into the toilet for laughs. The unnecessarily powerful flush sucked it up where it got stuck and caused me to get sprayed with toilet water while I frantically tried to open the stall. FML
Anonymous
United States
Just pish yerself
Today, I went to the store. In the span of 10 minutes, I went from not needing to pee, to pissing myself in the middle of the crowded store. It wasn’t even just a little bit, it was a full-on stream, and there were no toilets in this store. I’m only 24. FML
devinbyrne
United States
Dude! Boundaries!
Today, I was in the bathroom, when someone came up behind me. Instead of waiting for a urinal to free up, he wedged his way in between me and another guy, and promptly began peeing in my urinal, crossing streams in the process. FML
Anonymous
Keeping warm
Today, thanks to my habit of peeing in the shower, I accidentally peed in the bath. FML
slaughterteddy
United States
Today, I spent two hours trying to catch a urine sample whilst at urgent care due to my inability to pee in public restrooms. I finally managed one, and was so excited by my success that I fumbled it and spilled it on my pants. FML
Anonymous
Today, I had diarrhea in a public bathroom. When I was finished, I noticed that someone had pissed all over the toilet paper. FML
Woody
Salt Lake City, United States
Today, I went to take a dump at work, but the last person in the stall didn't flush. As I flushed for him, the shitty water splashed on my face. Some went in my mouth. FML
Tp
United States
Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML
Tib
United States
Today, I had to take a urine test. I drank a lot of water so that I wouldn't force it. When I got there, I had to pee really bad. The cup was too small and when I relieved my bladder, it was a jet that rebounded off of the cup and overflowed going all over my hands, clothes, toilet, and floor. FML
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sarcdude 3
I've never seen four different streams happen, just two, but I feel your pain. Freakin hate when that happens, and it never makes any sense to me when it does happen.
therealsuperman 0
lucky bastard, this isn't an FML, you're just bragging
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FYLDeep 26
Maybe the cross-forming dual barbell piercings across your urethra wasn't such a good idea?
naughty_chef 0
that's y ur supposed to pee within 30 mins of jizzing
stevenmx86 8
I hate when this happens op! Fyl
Kilroy15 0
Bull shit, that would no stay in place for the whole time, they would fly back. it's not because of pubes
Acari 0
if your pubes are longer than your dick something is wrong...
stevenmx86 8
15 it had nothing to do with circumcision... It's caused by hairs getting stuck across the opening...
at1325 0
wow. while I am a female, that doesn't sound right. of the penises I've seen I have never seen hair that goes up that far, most men only have hair going roughly half way up their dick if that. if your tip is fuzzy, you may need to take care of that, as in shave tweeze or something.
simian_nelipot 0
that's not where the hair grows. it's just where a hair that came out sometimes gets stuck. and then it splits the stream. every post-pubescent male has experienced this, not just the unusually hairy.
crisco5105 1
Even if that's where the hairs touches, that's definitely kind of weird. No dudes pubes should reach that far, either dudes got a tiny dick or is half sasquatch.
simian_nelipot 0
they only touch there because theyve come out. you know, like how you can get hairs on the belly of your shirt or whatever. they fall out and end up there.
emodude44 0
DON't CROSS THE STREAMS
Anteezy 7
This doesn't happen to Jewish guys.
docscientist 10
It does when money's involved! ohhh! It's okay, I'm Jewish.
jazzboy606 0
u might wanna get tht chkd xD
failzie 0
I don't know if someone ha already said this but you shouldn't cross the streams.
anthony82_fml_fml 0
Pull your foreskin back next time! :-P
coballan55 0
4!!! that's just impressive... congrats
neondeath 0
lol WTF?
xavier1623 4
I WHIP MY PEE BACK AND FORTH
gooBUZZ 0
Or #41, it could be a remix. "I split my pee up in forths". ;)