Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
Today, I stepped out of a bar in order to make a phone call. While I was outside, the bouncers arrived and ropes were put up. They wouldn't let me back in, claiming I was too young and they hadn't seen me come out. I was celebrating my 26th birthday, the legal drinking age is 18. I also have a beard. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
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0___0 9
You should have showed him your ****!
Moy_fml 6
Show him your vag. He'll believe you then or just kick him in the balls for being a dick.
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Comments (70)
frightful316 0
LOL dumbf*ck. That guy is do stupid
janise 2
It's possible she looks nothing like a boy. I've met women who are very obviously female who were called a boy b/c some people are just plain stupid. I've also met men who were called women when it was obvious they were men.
jgupta86 0
Sue! Sue them!!
ImTheUser 0
That's right, sue them! But I still wanna know what did you do next?
canucksrule88 0
at least they proved they're a girl i say do it
iwaswrong 0
Sounds like something that would happen to my ex-gf.
xx_irish_rose_xx 0
lol flash him, it's what I'd do
bre_zip_it_up13 11
how you look like a boy if you do have a short cut ask your beautician to give you a cut that also look femine
CaptainPat 0
you should of pulled your pants down. and be like does this look like a penis to you?
DameGreyWulf 1
Some people are just plain stupid, as 38 said. OP has an equal amount of chance of not looking like a young boy as she does not looking like a girl, considering some idiots wandering around the world... http://notalwaysright.com/a-word-away-from-being-manhandled/2228
astros86 0
Don't worry. He's just jealous that your dick is bigger than his.
killyourscene 0
how could this NOT be your fault? if you don't look enough like a woman, grow out your hair or wear a dress. this really isn't rocket science.
DameGreyWulf 1
I would make some self-righteous post about what exactly makes someone a woman externally, but instead I'll just mention again there are several idiots in the world who will assume someone obviously a certain gender is the opposite gender. Friend of mine mistook a chick who actually WAS in a dress for a man.
HiFuMi_fml 0
Jerk. Not every woman has long hair and wears dresses.