Today, I went to the bar to celebrate my friend's birthday party. I gave the bouncer my ID and he kicked me out, saying that I should at least use an ID card with the correct gender. I'm 22 and female, he thought I was an underage boy. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML
Today, I went to a bar to celebrate my 26th birthday. I got ripped off by the bartender all night because she secretly gave me non-alcoholic versions of my drinks. Apparently I look like I'm 16, so she thought my ID was fake. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, I got a change of ID. My old ID had its corner cut off and was given a temporary paper ID. I went to a bar in another town to have some drinks. Turns out I couldn't because they couldn't use my old ID or my temporary one to let me drink, even though I'm 22. I've been there before and I work at my town's liquor store. FML
Today, I stepped out of a bar in order to make a phone call. While I was outside, the bouncers arrived and ropes were put up. They wouldn't let me back in, claiming I was too young and they hadn't seen me come out. I was celebrating my 26th birthday, the legal drinking age is 18. I also have a beard. FML
Today, I went to a club and my friends and I went up on the stage, then the security told me to get down and said the stage was only for girls. I'm 23. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I got my fake ID and went out with the boys to dinner and the bars. One of my friends asked to see my ID. He noticed my birthday didn't make me over 21. I paid $170 for a fake ID with my real birthday. FML
Today, I went to the bar I've always gone to after work for the past 12 years. On arrival, I got banned for life, punched in the nose and thrown out. The barmaid comes out and says, "Sorry, wrong guy." FML
Today, I had to use my driver's license to convince the security guard at a game room that I was a girl. FML
Today, while buying drinks, the cashier immediately refused me and said, “Don’t even bother showing me your ID, you’re obviously 12." I’m 31. FML
Today, I went to buy some beer using my fake ID, when the cute cashier and I started flirting. When he asked me how old I was, I said without thinking, "Nineteen." FML
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0___0 9
You should have showed him your ****!
Moy_fml 6
Show him your vag. He'll believe you then or just kick him in the balls for being a dick.
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Comments (70)
imamonster1 0
hahaha other people's misfortunes is the best.
man_whore_92 0
YDI for being fugly!
movies12 0
U should of lifted ur shirt. And than say **** YOU ASSHOLE!!
davek 36
Show him your b00bies!
plexico 4
To paraphrase the iPhone ad: There's a demographic for that. Some men like women that resemble teenage boys. You find them and you won't need no lame birthday parties anymore, but you might have to buy a football uniform to act out these pervs' fantasies. And don't PM me, I'm not one of them. I like women who look like women.
XOfiestypixie 0
I look like a girl, Plexi. =) Though if you include long hair in the category of "looking like a woman", then oh well. I look bad with long hair. =)
plexico 4
I'd like you even if you were bald, pixie! ;) (But don't shave your head on my account.)
XOfiestypixie 0
Haha, thanks Plex. And don't worry, I won't be shaving my head anytime soon. =P
girlygirl666 0
Get a boob job. Wear some make-up.
containsnosoy 0
Spending thousands of dollars to get fake boobs just so you can get into bars doesn't seem like such a great idea to me. You might as well throw get-togethers/parties at you own house. It's dumb to have to change your appearance just to prove you are a certain gender.
JackoTheBeast 0
isn't that more of a FHL? today, I was working as a bouncer at a bar and this 15 year old boy tried to get in and showed me his ID, which said he was a 22 year old female. I kicked him out, only to find out later it was a girl. FML
gr8sexpectations 0
you aren't funny
_THE_MASTER_ 0
lol. don't get those damn man-cuts anymore. women who do that NEVER look good, no matter what you husbands/boyfriends/friends say. they just don't want to hurt your feelings. I know a chick who used to cut her hair really short. She never looked good with it, quite the contrary. i hadn't seen her for a long time, and saw her again one day last week. hair grown out. and she looked ****** hottttt. let that be a lesson.
rasellersjr 0
Totally agree, I don't like short hair on a woman.
deepunder 17
It creeps me out when I like a women with short hair for obvious reasons. So I stopped liking those women.
RustedBuddha 0
Which club? I'm assuming this is Winnipeg.
cyberhoy 3
haha only in Manitoba i bet you're one of those gross native chicks