Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML
Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML
Today, at the Apple Store, the crew, security, manager, technician, and fellow customers alike, never bothered covering up to laugh at me when I went there to have my phone fixed. Someone somehow hacked my iPhone, and when I use the Face ID, it makes a bloodcurdling scream of fear in full volume, then shuts down. FML
Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML
Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML
Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Today, I was on the phone with tech support for over an hour, getting increasingly frustrated. After finally fixing the issue, I sarcastically said, "Thanks for nothing, genius," thinking I'd hung up the call. Turns out, I hadn’t. The tech guy coolly replied, "You’re welcome, genius." FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
Perhaps they're not really Apple Geniuses, but rather the meme kind.
thatssocolleen 2
Interesting, since google and apple are now rival companies. Anyway I hope you figure it out Op
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Comments (150)
planetsmurf 6
I could call myself lance hardwood doesn't mean I would be great pornstar, just like having a title of apple genius doesn't mean they are any smarter then the average person. It's just a job for them
kriz_allizwell 6
Well, the apple doesn't fall far from the tree!
brand0n93 5
what if google says go to the apple store
doglover100 29
I'd go to the apple website for tech support.
jamethy 9
Sod all that! I wanna know what was wrong with your phone???
loserman67 36
I have been to my local Apple store and it's hit or miss. Sometimes you get someone who is a nice person and helps you solve your problem, sometimes you get a smug, pretentious asshole who treats you like shit because they think they are superior to you since they can program a computer or iPhone. Google is a better resource to start troubleshooting a problem, then if you're really stuck, go to the Apple store and hope you get a assistant with a personality, not some geek with an ego the size of the store.
Sniperslayer 4
This FML is deff fake cause apple would help you, even if ur late they will take u at the next open slot that day
docscientist 10
Geniuses needs to be put in quotations.
poindexter25 5
Google is your friend!
love_me_electric 20
Did anyone else automatically think of the "Genius" meme?