Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Error!
Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML
Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML
Hacked
Today, at the Apple Store, the crew, security, manager, technician, and fellow customers alike, never bothered covering up to laugh at me when I went there to have my phone fixed. Someone somehow hacked my iPhone, and when I use the Face ID, it makes a bloodcurdling scream of fear in full volume, then shuts down. FML
Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML
Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML
Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Genius
Today, I was on the phone with tech support for over an hour, getting increasingly frustrated. After finally fixing the issue, I sarcastically said, "Thanks for nothing, genius," thinking I'd hung up the call. Turns out, I hadn’t. The tech guy coolly replied, "You’re welcome, genius." FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
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oj101 33
Perhaps they're not really Apple Geniuses, but rather the meme kind.
thatssocolleen 2
Interesting, since google and apple are now rival companies. Anyway I hope you figure it out Op
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Comments (150)
88vivera 9
Apple isn't that smart
perdix 31
Really? Whenever I go there, they put cat food up on a high shelf and help me down when I'm finished.
Britsalmostlegal 17
I feel like sometimes, people don't get your references. Just wanted to say I do. =] I'm a big follower of your comments.
TheMajesticBeard 2
I'll tell you whats wrong with your iPhone: It's made by Apple.
dvi 1
As someone who does tech support for a living I can say that is a valid step in fixing some bizarre issues.
kimpe 6
Ditto... googling problems can be a lifesaver. I work in tech support, and probably 25% of the time someone calls in I'm googling the problem and relaying the information. :P
bexxiiee 11
The problem is that it's an iPhone.
djxerxes9000 18
I feel sorry for Yahoo, no one EVER says "Yahoo it"
183933 6
Oh how I love our educational system.
mmbabydollxxx 1
Bing it
feldco1 17
Yeah funny how they don't know the solution until you pay and send it in
Pyapi 20
Seriously? When I had a problem I sent it to them without paying anything and got it back as good as new...