Today, I went to the Apple store to try and figure out what's going on with my iPhone. After an hour of speaking to three different geniuses and waiting around, their solution was to "Google it." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my cell phone tech support to help with my Samsung device. They sent me contact info for Apple support. FML
Today, I took my iPod to Walmart to replace the battery. They tell me to call Apple. I go home again and call Apple. They tell me to call Walmart. I call Walmart. They tell me to bring it in. FML
Today, at the Apple Store, the crew, security, manager, technician, and fellow customers alike, never bothered covering up to laugh at me when I went there to have my phone fixed. Someone somehow hacked my iPhone, and when I use the Face ID, it makes a bloodcurdling scream of fear in full volume, then shuts down. FML
Today, my dad and I had a yelling match about me "lying", because I was unable to contact iTunes support without a phone number. To prove a point, he went online to find the phone number. It's been an hour and he's still searching for the number. I can't leave the table until he has found it. FML
Today, I waited 45 minutes at the Apple Store for my grandpa to very loudly ask why PornHub wasn't loading on his computer. FML
Today, I got a new phone. Only after berating the Sprint employee and Apple support desk because I could not call, text, or access the Internet did I find out that I didn't need to buy a new phone. It was just on airplane mode. FML
Today, I've spent far too long on hold to Apple customer support. Unfortunately the only thing to come from it is I now have "Call me maybe" stuck in my head. FML
Today, my iPhone got back from being fixed. When I opened the box there was a note attached to my phone that said, "All you had to do was turn it on." FML
Today, I was on the phone with tech support for over an hour, getting increasingly frustrated. After finally fixing the issue, I sarcastically said, "Thanks for nothing, genius," thinking I'd hung up the call. Turns out, I hadn’t. The tech guy coolly replied, "You’re welcome, genius." FML
Today, I stood in line for one hour to get a new phone. It then took me 2 minutes to drop it and shatter the screen, and 2 seconds for the employee to look at, laugh, and tell me, "That Sucks." FML
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Top comments
oj101 33
Perhaps they're not really Apple Geniuses, but rather the meme kind.
thatssocolleen 2
Interesting, since google and apple are now rival companies. Anyway I hope you figure it out Op
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Comments (150)
lhamil64_fml 5
I call fake on this. If the Apple Genius can't fix the problem, they usually just replace your device (if its under warranty). If this is true, you could get that employee fired because Apple is so strict with the employee guidelines. However, you really should have Googled it before going in to the store.
blair_kitty 15
Thats Apple for you, and thats Why you switch to Android
I_dont_exist 5
I would have just told u to **** off (: consider yourself lucky
joey180x 6
Bs
pandachic27 9
Get an android, they are so much better, plus it was made by google. People who dislike this comment are apple zombies.
jmsbigley 6
that's what you get for buying apple. stupid idiots called geniuses who don't even know their own equipment.
azhang1066 12
It is really disappointing that Apple calls them geniuses when in fact, they are not geniuses but can be downright retarded at times. Oh how the standards of being smart have fallen.
rougeunicorn03 17
"Geniuses"
goobs1 3
Go figure. Lol
afkwarrior 25
"geniuses".